How many of us tumble out of bed after a refreshing night's sleep only to realize that our life sorely lacks a cheap designer watch? Fret no longer. Whether you are a homeless advocate in San Fransisco or a homemaker in Hackensack, you can find the cheap designer watch of your dreams. Here are the Top 10 Sites for inexpensive ultra-exclusive wrist-mounted chronological measuring mechanisms.

Read on and indulge.

1. http://designer-watches.org/ : Although a member of the .org domain, this site specializes in men's and women's cheap designer watches. It's not a site for providing wrist wear to the underprivileged chronologically-challenged. Skagen models are featured. At last check, the Diesel LED Watch DZ7110 occupied a prominent location on the home page. This precision timepiece features a stainless steel band and an LED display advertising the current time in digits large enough to signal passing aircraft.
   
2. http://www.designerwatchdeals.com/ : Rolex wrist wear can be had for as little as $160 on this cheap designer watch site. Rock the house with a multi-colored Jacob and Company White Face with diamond bezel and authentic leather band for only $199.
   
3. http://www.cheap-designer-watches.net/ : Find valuable tips for purchasing cheap designer watches on this site. You'll pick up nuggets of wisdom such as "you just have to really search well" and ""men wear different watches than women." This is one of the few sites that includes designer watch videos; look for the CheapDesignerWatch cable TV channel coming soon.
   
4. http://www.ec23.com/designer-watches-wholesale-1297.html : Bape watches are featured on this elaborate site. Who among us hasn't lusted after a Bape watch?
5. http://www.discountedDesignerWatches.com : Browse the extensive collection of Armani time pieces on this site. Cheap designer Dolche & Gabbana watches also abound in fruitful quantities. Free delivery to the UK comes with each purchase.
6. http://www.shoppewatch.com/discount-watches.html : This site thoughtfully provides emotional support for purchasing a cheap designer watch. Should you hesitate at investing $98 in a Rolex, turn to the friendly folks here for support. Discount sport watches and discount luxury watches are also featured.
7. http://cheapswatches.us/ : Look for cheap designer watches here, but be also prepared for lithium batteries, Casio Cinch Sacks, and "waterproof watch case back wrench openers". We don't know what the latter actually is, but it comes in a wooden box with cool attachments.
8. http://www.exactwatches.com/ : The name says it all. We all prefer Exact Watches rather than vague approximations of watches. The good folks running ExactWatches.com offer a 15% discount when ordering 2 or more exact designer watches. An Oyster Day Date can be had for $99.
9. http://wristwatchlist.co.uk/ : The Seiko Walk Disney Minnie Mouse Wrist Watch gift set is featured predominantly here. Add it to your life for only 4.99 (English pounds). An entire page is dedicated to Cheap Designer Watches from Citizen.
10. http://www.timeinthewatch.com/index.htm : This site sparkles with the catch phrase "Designer watches at discount prices." How else would you expect to purchase a designer product? Adorn your left or right wrist (or both wrists if you're seriously concerned about your social status) with an Accutron, Addidas, Bvlgari, Chopard, Clerc, Corum, Elini, Jojo, Judith Jack or any of the other 2,147,483,648 possibly made-up brands from the deep and wide world of cheap designer watches offered here.
    

Have you been suppressing the primal urge to decorate your lower forearms with elaborate timekeeping devices concocted by exclusive design studios?

Pull the trigger. Whip out your Visa card and take the plunge.

What's the worse that could happen? You wrist may turn green, but isn't that a small price to pay for the increase in social standing that you will undoubtedly enjoy?