Top 5 Hottest Hottie Videos Ever

I had a gig yesterday that could prove critical in my development down here in South Florida. It was a private beach party in a gated condo community in downtown Fort Lauderdale. The host asked me to do an Old School Hip-Hop party, which if you don't know is my passion and specialty.

It was scheduled for 3pm to 9pm, and the forcast called for Isolated thunderstorms in the late afternoon. Now when you set up YOUR OWN D.J. equipment a hundred yards out in the beach connected to a generator and they predict rain, you're gonna be a nervous guy, no way around it.

Well guess what? Not a storm cloud in the sky, and it was freakin hot out there (Yes, I got some severe sunburn on arms and legs) but once it cooled off and the bonfire got lit they couldn't stop dancing. I was rockin the James Brown-Michael Jackson-Barry White-Earth, Wind & Fire stuff by the second hour of overtime. Haha! When they can't stop a party because you are killing the crowd, that's all you can ask for.

They were a hot crowd too boy. Bikini's that will make your head spin. A few of my friends came down and chilled out too. My wife, Paula was a vision of bohemian beauty in her cute little sundress. Is there anything more beautiful in the world than a girl who loses her inhabitions and starts to dance for herself because she has to? Whoa!

So now, I'm looking toward the future while remembering the past.

As soon as I get back in the clubs I will update this HUB with details since so many of you have asked, "Yo DJ, where do you spin kid? Thanks for your support in that regard my beloved freaks.

Without further adieu:

Top 5 Videos for Monday April 5th 2008

BEST USE OF A HOTTIE IN A VIDEO

AND THE NOMINEES ARE...

1) This is a scene straight out of my gig. Beach smiles, dancing, peaceful easy feeling. This spot originally belonged to Whitesnake and "Here I Go Again" but it just wasn't sexy enough considering how much you had to look at David Coverdale.

Janet Jackson is of course baby sister to The Jackson 5. She started out with little cameos in TV shows like Good Times, Diff'rent Strokes and Fame. Even though we all took notice of her in 1986 with her "What Have You Done For Me Lately" video she had actually been charting R & B singles since 1982.

• 1982 ~ Young Love #6
• 1983 ~ Come Give Your Love To Me #17 >> Say You Do #15
• 1984 ~ Don't Stand Another Chance #9 >> Fast Girls #40

At this point she divorced her husband of two years, keyboard musician James DeBarge of DeBARGE. She hooked up with Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis and she of course took control. After that she's been as money in the bank as Madonna and Mariah. Her hit list in terms of the Hot 100 Billboard Charts are as follows...

1. What Have You Done For Me Lately~ ~Nasty~ ~When I Think Of You~ ~Control~ ~Let's Wait Awhile~ ~Diamonds (with Herb Alpert)~ ~The Pleasure Principle (her best song IMO)~ ~Miss You Much~ ~Rhythm Nation~ ~Escapade~ ~Alright~ ~Come Back To Me~ ~Black Cat~ ~Love Will Never Do (Without You)~ ~That's The Way Love Goes~ ~If~ ~Again~ ~Because of Love~ ~Any Time, Any Place~ ~Scream~ ~Runaway~ ~Got til It's Gone (with Q-Tip & Joni Mitchell)~ ~Together Again~ ~I Get Lonely~ ~What's It Gonna Be? (with Busta Rhymes)~ ~Doesn't Really Matter~ ~All For You~ ~Someone To Call My Lover~ ~Son of a Gun (with Missy Elliott, P. Diddy & Carly Simon)~ ~Feel It Boy~ ~Call On Me (with Nelly)~ ~Feedback~

After Diamond Dave left Van Halen and destroyed my childhood, he tried to make me feel better by making videos like these. He also had Steve Vai as a guitarist but prefered to waste him on silly stuff like Yankee Rose.

Dave sure knew how to entertain in a video though.

Dave's solo rap sheet looks like this:

California Girls '85~~Just a Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody '85~~Yankee Rose '85~~Goin' Crazy '85~~Just Like Paradise '88

Offspring of Singer Diane McAfee and Actor Brandon Maggart, Fiona Apple Maggart was a child prodigy. She is most known for being a singer/songwriter who is very hot, but has an unlikable personality and tends to be very short and nasty with her audience during concerts. So what are you gonna accentuate when it's time to make a video?? Duh!

Hits are: Sleep To Dream, Criminal & (The truly great) Fast As You Can

I was just a little kid when I saw this and that's why I remember it so fondly. I haven't seen it in 20 years. It is like Porky's mixed with Grease 2!

Cheestastic stuff. I don't know a damn thing about Mr. Twilley other than he had 1 hit in 1975 called "I'm on Fire" so don't ask. He is a Jackson Browne clone too.

This song was featured in David Lynch's unbelievable film Wild At Heart with Nicolas Cage and Laura Dern. Chris Isaak has acted in several things including his own TV show but none has gained more notoriety than his small role in The Silence of the Lambs. This video done with supermodel Helena Christenson was ranked #13 on VH-1's 100 Greatest Videos and was ranked #73 on Rolling Stone magazine's 100 Top Music Videos.

An admitted ringer.