To improve your life in this the year of 2009, doesn't it go fast the years?, soon I'll be bald and have no ears.

Life has a habit of getting us down and for one thing, we all might seem to dwell on the negative side of life at times due to this floppy downer, even more so after the hand over from the old year to the new year.....BUT, Just shut the hell up with them negative thoughts...Put some industrial strength tape on your mother in laws mouth and lock her in the cupboard, because you are taking charge of your life as of today!!!!! Furthermore, no one is going to put you down after my little rant.

For this little journey into the best and top ways to improve your life in this wonderful new year all you need is the ability to remain positive and laugh in the face of idiots, all those who put you down in the year gone by, forget it, because they are utter arse bandits, this new year you are going to look forward by fixing your eyes on a few goals and to reach these goals all you need to think about is, that this will make you feel a whole lot better, and it will improve your life considerably.

You suddenly realised you need to lose weight but dieting is for fat people so instead what you do is something that is against all advice, quite simply you eat what you want and exercise each day in some form, exercise doesn't have to be marathon Olympics all you have to do is make it look like you are exercising by running up the stairs once or twice each morning, this should do the trick.

Change your routine, there is nothing worse than being stuck in a rut like previous years so why not just alter your daily,weekly or monthly routines, this will help you not to get bored, I don't mean to go out and acquire superpowers and go on a rampage, just try something new such as a hobby or learn something new, a lot of people do this to start the new year off as they mean to go on.

I do that every year, try and learn something that I wanted to learn but never got round to, I make the time by dropping the old routine and focusing on writing a list that I will at least schedule these new things in and just do them.

Improving your life could be done in many ways, like changing your living arrangements, like if you are living next to some right set of dopey bastards, try and make the necessary steps to get a new house or just move somewhere else, sometimes a change of area or street makes all the difference, and it cleans your clutter as you can either throw away your junk, but I am against this in recent times of recycling badges to be won so I sell all my old shit at a car boot sale and t some other fool has all the junk.

A new job, start the new year with a good new job if you can, tell your boss it's been er nice, but I'm off to do some real work...Bye! They'll respect you for it. Furthermore, you know what a new job brings with it, a new sandwiche shop around the corner that's what, although you don't want to be served by someone with scabby hands as this puts a downer on your lunch breaks ( By the way I was once served by someone who had no hands...he didn't give me any change and there was no sandwiche!!)

Starting a new job is one that I like to do almost every year because you meet new people and meeting new people just is better than interacting with the old people, because who wants to look t old faces that talk the way that they talk, and you've heard their voices a thousand million times, except friends for life you don't mind but work colleagues at times just remain art of the jobs woodwork, so let them rot.

Doing what you like to do and making more time for it, this is what everyone should do each year, increase your hobby and leisure time, because real work is for people who worry and worrying can cause stress and stress causes heart attacks and heart attacks causes you chest pain and chest pain causes you to burp and die, so make time for the things that are important in you life or those that are around you.

All the negative elements that surrounded you in the previous year, just forget about them and move on, dwelling on old stuff is like remembering that last time you took a dump, pretty pointless. The time is now to take notice of all of your surroundings too, by taking all of this in you will enjoy all that life has to offer, such things as family, decent friends, worthwhile interests and a focus in life.

Just remember if you stuff it up this year try and do it next year, the fact of the matter is to keep trying at living because no one gets it right first time, except for Jesus and look what happened to him!

Your improved life should start happening with the simple thoughts of positivity that everyone has within ourselves, all you have to think about is how you are going to get there.....

Improve your life or else...you'll go to hell for being negative!