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Do You Believe In Fairies? Getting TOP Page Google Results - Requires The Right Kind Of Help... No Joke!

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By LdsNana-AskMormon

This is no joke... and it must be the work of the mischevious Google Fairies!


ANOTHER ONE OF MY HUBS HAS HIT THE TOP OF GOOGLE! NO JOKE!

Surely, THIS has got to be a joke.... right?

For in as much as I can recall -- because there is always the chance that I am experiencing a form of amnesia - but I don’t ‘think’ - that I have had a fall - from off of a turnip truck - as of late?

But it just seems so funny, that I would find my Hubs on top pages of Google - with such relative ease? Not even Paul Deeds, Paul Edmondson or Jason - of HubPages, could pull this JOKE off!

Even though, they "are" quite the Team.

No joke or sarcasm intended. I mean that sincerely. I am learning that there really is kind of a system here - when speaking directly with "Them", that actually becomes visible...

Really -- I have had this team jumping around here lately, and from what I can gather - it is more hopping than that - of which they have previously done. Who knows, maybe I am wrong.

Although, just think -- if 'they' could? Hmm... Makes me wonder a bit here?


Do You Believe In Google Fairies - Cuz I sure do...

Okay... YOU explain this?
Okay... YOU explain this?

TOP PAGE OF GOOGLE - HOW TO GET YOUR PAGES THERE TOO! YOU NEED A FAIRY!

Google Fairies? Maybe it is NO Joke After all...  Check out the RESULTS Competition that I have here?
Google Fairies? Maybe it is NO Joke After all... Check out the RESULTS Competition that I have here?

Do you believe in fairies? Those Cute little Google Fairies - Who Know All The Secrets...

I have heard of them before -- that they exist. Because from what I understand, all things Google are "secret", even from Hub-Pages. But, doesn’t it kind of makes you wonder.... about the fairies I mean - Google Fairies?

Of course - I'm just joking here. A little tongue and cheek shuffle. I like to dance with words - on occasion.

I suppose that is why I have come to enjoy writing so much. An author can be passionate, gentle, straightforward, whimsical and creative; and yes - even bold, and lest we forget... and also flippant.

And, do it right here - on Hub-pages. But, in all seriousness , really - this Google thing, has got to be a joke?

Getting my writing on the top pages of Google is not the reason for why, I came to Hub-Pages. I came to simply - Publish my Passion. Really - it seemed harmless to me. That slogan - is great. It is sure to bring in the bold and passionate writers, who are just waiting to have their voices heard.

My religion and personal beliefs are my passion! So, I have published my writing here on Hub-pages, with absolutely no joke about it. Some have even felt me to be a bit too serious about what I am doing here. Perhaps, it is this - that is - throwing some of my fellow Hubbers off right now.

Amazing Ancient Photograpy of Actual Google Fairies - No Joke!

Google Fairy Convention - Which Began Waaay before Al Gore Invented The Internet...
Google Fairy Convention - Which Began Waaay before Al Gore Invented The Internet...
It All  Seemed So Innocent Back Then... But These Google Fairies - Had A Plan!
It All Seemed So Innocent Back Then... But These Google Fairies - Had A Plan!
And It Has Worked...  Because Nobody Believes In Them,  They are Never Flagged and Caught in the Inter-NET WEB! Hmmm? Very very Clever these little Google Fairies!
And It Has Worked... Because Nobody Believes In Them, They are Never Flagged and Caught in the Inter-NET WEB! Hmmm? Very very Clever these little Google Fairies!

GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER OVER TIME - DEVELOPS TRUST

Ah heck... soon enough, they will find me to be genuine, sincere, bold, kind and honest..... oh, and please - I truly know how to take a true joke, and do enjoy a good swing myself on occasion.

But sarcasm... not funny! No joke...

Sarcastic people are like glass in my opinion. They just don't see it. LOL

Now, that was a "sarcastic" joke!

Some people will not take truth, humorously. They perceive that to be offensive... not taking serious things - serious enough. I find, that this is where I get myself in trouble. Not taking serious things... or what others feel is serious - serious.

And yet, on the other hand... what I take dead serious - I find that others, without any humor or civility whatsoever - do not.

What to do, when we find ourselves in these circumstances.... where no one is willing to take a joke... which is served up, from a different perspective, through the art and skill of sarcasm?

I can only apply one word to this condition - and that has to be “perspective”. And in application to perspective, there must be respect. Respect of another individual, regardless of differences. Then, we can have good communication and humor, and no sarcastic jokes... which are not jokes... but actually diagnosed as “passive aggressive” behaviors.

If a group is not mindful of its members... it allows a few, this behavior - of being “passive aggressive” towards others... in the name of a joke, thus.... “What, can’t you take a joke?” - is now, used to belittle others within the group. This is also a form of intimidation, which maintains power to only a few. Or, the illusion of power.

No. Not acceptable. Bad form. Divisive. Exclusionary.


HUBLOVE CONTEST ON HUBPAGES - DUMMIES COME OUT!

With the “HubLove” contest that HubPages has just began - the Hub Hangout has been very active. Fun people and funny people. Cool people... interesting people, a few dummies - and a few that bite!

Really. I mean really bite! OUCH. That really hurts...

Makes it so you would prefer - to go hang out some place else... a bit more user-friendly. Not away from Hubpages, mind you. But away from where you are not feeling welcome. These situations, of liking HubPages versus not liking or appreciating certain interactions - are separate as far as I am concerned - personally.

But, I still don't get it? Dummies never do... that is why they are making so much money with books for dummies. LOL

"Google for Dummies".

And, “down-under” - they are even talking about "HubPages For Dummies".

ME - Me... Let me write HALF of it! This will surely put HubPages and all of us on the top pages of Google - much more. I am certain, that IF I ask the right questions - then we can get the right answers. Makes sense, doesn’t it?

I will reveal, everything that I know, about the Google fairies -- using “dummies” questions.

These fairies, for one... ask a lot of questions; and at the same time ruffle the feathers of wizards! Uh Hub.... tis true!

But, this is precisely, WHY the fairies -- are so smart!


Typical Google Internet Fairy

Not So Innocent Any More...  Are These Little Fairies
Not So Innocent Any More... Are These Little Fairies

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Google Fairies... Exposed, here on this HUB!

No Kidding...
No Kidding...

WHAT I REALLY DO FIND FUNNY... NO JOKE! LOL

I mean, give me a break - How many books, do you see that are written for 'experts'? You can't teach an expert anything you know? But a "dummie" on the other hand... will even buy a book that blatantly says... "dummie" right on its big YELLOW cover! And not even be offended! That is FUNNY!

Well, at least to me it is funny:-)

Sorry, I hope I am not offending... I am just in a very flippant mood these past few days.

As HubPages resident "dummie"... I am completely confused. Is HubPages a blog, or is it commercial? It depends on "who" you have this conversation with... and or what a Hub is penalized for, on a given day... I think?

Remember... I - am a dummie:-)

Do you want to know what the irony for me personally is - about “what” all this confusion around here is? Well - people who know me - "know" me... are in stitches right now. Seriously. And I will tell you why?

I am a "handbook" - "manual" - "information bug"! Okay... you can stop laughing now... although THEY have not! I actually READ the instruction manuals - that come with all of my "toys"!

I am "accused" of being a techie. I love technology. I fake what I know, or that others think that I know... because I - am geeky enough to read the "instructions". Therefore, when I need to know a thing... I am all over it!

And, I am stubborn enough... to keep reading or asking questions, until I am proficient enough - to actually have FUN with my toys, and not get frustrated and give up.

RELENTLESS.

Celtic Google Fairies... Beautiful.

AFTER ALL THE JOKES, WE CAN SERIOUSLY LEARN FROM MANY HERE, IF WE BUT EXERCISE PATIENCE AND RESPECT...

This experience for me here on HubPages is more than a joke, really...

Because, although I don't 'think' I buy into Google Fairies and all that , I do believe that it is what we willingly give to one another - that we will become "fairy-like" for each other...

Here is to Google, top pages, jokes, friendship, HubPages and HubLove -- that is to ALL, who work together for the good of the whole -- FREELY:-)

I love fairies and the fantasy of them. After all, I have three girls, that I raised; and i have six granddaughters:-) and so... I must believe is 'certain' fairies... Google, nah!

tdMg

LdsNana-AskMormon

Note: I promise for those interested in my 'fairy' secrets for achieving such positive results on the top pages on Google... I will publish a 'serious' Hub - soon. It really is no accident:-) But, I have even surprized myself...


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LdsNana-AskMormon  says:
2 years ago

Top Page Google Fairy Report:

Search keywords -

top page Google

LOLOLOLOLOL I just can't stop googling with the Fairies! I promise I will let you in on my "Fairie Tips" BookMark me and watch for further UPDATES on the Fairies!

Oh Yeah.... The Fairies Report...

FIRST PAGE GOOGLE - 9TH POSITION....

Stop me now.... LOL

check out the beneficiary of this SEARCH and SEND THEM THE LOVE!

NO JOKE!

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sandra rinck  says:
2 years ago

I dont get it but ok, I mean the 9th position thing. I looked, and....

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LdsNana-AskMormon  says:
2 years ago

Hi Sandra -

If you type in the "Google" search box over at Google.com - the keywords:

top page google

Right now... you will find my Hub,

MY 100% ORIGINAL HUB IS ON THE TOP PAGE OF GOOGLE - BUT HubPages FLAGGED it for Duplicate Content?

Now... I just think that this is funny... because - HubPages 'has' or the computer or 'someone'... only YOU can decide what or how my Hubs were flagged like six times in less than two week? And five of the six within two days...

Now, other than one of these Hubs that were 'flagged', they are each and every one of them 100 percent MINE. Totally my writing and they were all doing well with the search engines, which you would think HP would LIKE?

But, when I said "what is going on" to those in the forum down-under, I was told that I was a liar and that I just needed to buck up and accept the fact that basically... I had gotten nailed for duplicate content!

Sorry folks, but I did not find that acceptable. These Hubs that I publish are completely my own work.

Since I was not being believed, and even being called a liar... I HAD to do something?

What else could a writer do, that WRITE... right?

HubPages was kind enough and are still in the process of clearing my Hubs or helping me understand about a thing called 'back-linking'. Good thing it is not a sin:-)

But, saying that - I am working with them to have my content acknowledged as completely mine and not allowing those that have accused me of cut and paste, or having my work in more than one spot... to be dishonest.

Which I have not done at all.. except for one Hub which has a declaration from the Apostles... should not be touched or redone. It has been doing really well on Google - Google has no problem with the Hub and one would THINK that HubPages would find it acceptable in these same regards?

It is just a puzzle learning how these things work, and also to have been told down in the forums that I am not telling the truth, and will continued to be 'flagged' and in particular by 'one' Hubber.... and also threatened for asking questions.

Sorry, but I just do not accept that kind of treatment, nor will I just sit back and allow someone to treat me or any other person here in such a manner. My personal religion was attacked in conjunction to this issue, which should never have happened, as it 'should' have nothing to do with these 'flags'.

But, apparently - it does!

This 'one' who has proudly claimed that he flagged my Hub,-- has not to my knowledge been censured for such treatment of another Hubber. Apparently there are 'rules' for that type of behavior for everyone accept a 'few' that know more than the rest of us?

My opinion I will accept as my own... I speak for no one else, but I must say that I am very pleased that others on the Hub are now beginning to speak up about the same questions that I have asked and not been received kindly for mere questioning of -- that which is about integrity and fairness.

I want to write here on the Hub, and I was forced to deal with these issues in a way that I never would have dreamed there would have come a need to do?

LOL... there you are again Sandra - inspiring another epistle out of me! At least this is the right Hub of mine to ask and respond in the comments section. And since this is my Hub... I guess I can take the space in my comments to do so.

Thanks for asking and opening a door whereby I was able to explain or clarify this situation a bit more.

I am simply amazed at those who do not see what is happening here and am impressed with the few that are willing to call it for what it is.

Have a great evening.

tDMg

LdsNana-AskMormon

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sandra rinck  says:
2 years ago

ok stupid joke, I made it up myself:) Who are the most blessed people in the world?

Ones with allergies! lol

hachew----God Bless You! hahahahhahah!

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LdsNana-AskMormon  says:
2 years ago

One of the simple pleasures of life is a really good sneeze:-)

Thank you...

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waynet  says:
16 months ago

Bwahahahaha what a happy lass you are, glad I became your fan over here!

Nice methods you have too on getting on the first page of the google search results for your keywords, this is a first step to more first page indexed happenings. No Joke!!

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eovery  says:
10 months ago

LDSNana, you're still at number 2 when I checked today.

Interesting!

Take Care.

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LdsNana-AskMormon  says:
10 months ago

eovery -

That's great! LOL

tDMg

LdsNana-AskMormon

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eovery  says:
10 months ago

I missed the remark of Al Gore inventing the Internet. That is great!

angelina  says:
2 months ago

I love fairies =-)

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LdsNana-AskMormon  says:
2 months ago

Me too.

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