Totally Warped Ridiculous Person List
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Broadcasting Straight From BubbleGum Bay
Where life is beautiful all day long - basket weavers, beware!! (No shirt, not shoes, no thoughts required.)
Welcome one and all! I introduce to you, the first, the ONLY, the highly coveted honorary list, of all those special someones who work hard to accomplish just enough to make it to the soon to be famous, all time favorite Marisue's TWRP list. Those Totally Warped, Ridiculous Persons will be recognized here, once they have shown their warped and ridiculousness, at least 3 times.
Spinning TWRPs
The list will be deserving, unbalanced and
prejudiced, TOTALLY designed to show
the Spin they're IN!
W I I FM
We, Who Enjoy the Right of the Left, Salute YOU!!
Official Theme Song of TWRP'S
Turn Your Radio ON!
You can tune in here, to BubbleGum Bay's most popular WIIFM (What's In It For Me)station, where right is wrong and the left is right!
For ONCE, we leftist's who are about to salute you, will have it 'OUR' way.
Sa a a a lute!
Tune in often to see who's been wild enough, wacky and warped enough, crazy and ridiculous enough to make it to the top of the list of TWRPs, all according to Marisue! I will use, never abuse, the TWRP's own words, as the only expert, to determine their qualifications.
In their own words, they shall rise to fame!
The lyrics to announce their glorious rise to TWRP-dum are from the old ditty anyone over 50 will easily recall ~ I'll try to keep it clean:
"Ta Ra Ra Boom Di Ay, have you had your's today! I had mine yesterday!
Now Jr's on his way!! Ta Ra Ra Boom Di Aaaay!"
In the interest of indecency, we'll leave the rest lying on someone else's floor...
Sarah Palin, the "I'm Ready!" Gal!
And, now, the announcement you've all been waiting for:
Today's Totally Deserving TWRP in the Universe is>>>>>>(drum-roll)
Sarah Palin!!!! The VP Choice of the Brilliantly eloquent, always snoozing, John McCain!!!!
The Final Straw Was ~
Her first story: She accepted the VP nomination from McCain with no hesitiation..."none at all, Charlie." Then, next interview, with Shawn of Fixed News, she shared with the world that not only did she hesitate, it was like a "Wow," moment; so, she went home and told her girls (NOT, THE SON)... something like "Golly gee, sweeties, I've been asked to run for the Vice President of the United States. Now, I'm going to share it with you, cause you really matter. We don't have to ask your brother what he thinks, after all, what does he care, he's going to go fight in that silly ol' war in uh -- what's the name of that country, dear (turning to Alaska's number one "dude") oh, yeah....Iraq or whatever.. So, you tell mommy what you think about that? Should I do it...huh? Huh?"
and the girls said "sure Mommy, go for it!"
And she did!! Doing what no, not one even remotely self-respecting, I-love-my-son Mom would EVER do....She totally left her war enlisted son out of the loop. What did his opinion matter??
Nope, he just didn't get to vote.....making her IN MY BOOK, >>>>>>>>> MONSTER MOMMY OF THE WORLD..... AND the FIRST TWRP to soar to top of this Brand New List
Welcome Sarah Palin, the First and Number One TWRP in the Universe ~ "Ta Ra Ra Boom Di Ay!!! Have You Had Your's Today???"
Roar of the Crowd!
Totally Warped Ridiculous Person List in the News
- Giulia Rozzi: Defriended: The Politics Of Social NetworkingThe Huffington Post29 hours ago
Last week my procrastination led me to conduct a classmate search on Facebook in which I noticed that a girl who had been my friend now had an "add as a friend" rectangle next to her face. "Add as a friend?"
- A one-on-one interview with author John GroomsCreative Loafing Charlotte35 hours ago
By Perry Tannenbaum During his 17 years as editor of Creative Loafing, John Grooms was a man of many moods, a couple of them not fit for a PG-13 rating. But even when he was lighthearted, Grooms was passionately engaged in the politics and culture of Charlotte -- with strong interests and opinions that extended nationally and globally. In recent years, Grooms has been able to channel more of his ...
- Mike Elk: Coming Out of the Closet... About Being AutisticThe Huffington Post2 days ago
Today as I leave for Brazil, I go back to a place and a people that literally saved my life. Without Brazil, I wonder how...
- Mental illness: 'The pain we had to hide'Independent2 days ago
For the past 15 years I have asked people to share with me and many others the most searing experiences of their lives. First as a newspaper reporter, and now in television, I have persuaded and cajoled people to talk to me during the most difficult times. Tales of unimaginable grief, loss, illness, abuse and betrayal.
- Road RageBackstage.com22 hours ago
Dear Michael: I recently went through a rough experience involving my first professional tour and am desperately seeking advice on the situation. I'm a nonunion actor who frequented a local community theater.
- Global warming is just a 'dash' of hot sauce awaySuburban25 hours ago
The office holiday party was last week, and to everyone's pleasure, it was potluck. Attendees were encouraged to bring their favorite dishes and, man, did they come through. There was a whole cubicle filled with hot, maincourse dishes. Another was filled with salads. Another was crammed with desserts.
- Global warming is just a 'dash' of hot sauce awayIndependent26 hours ago
The office holiday party was last week, and to everyone's pleasure, it was potluck. Attendees were encouraged to bring their favorite dishes and, man, did they come through. There was a whole cubicle filled with hot, main-course dishes. Another was filled with salads. Another was crammed with desserts.
- Inmates' release zigzags in courtThe News & Observer2 days ago
At 8:15 a.m. Monday, two prison inmates won a homecoming come dusk. By 3:45 p.m., judges ordered that they stay put.
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TOTALLY...
OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA lol
O right on u R!
so funny too
too bad for us tho if they get in there... i mean who wants a hockey mom for a president... oops ... VP...
How about if number two is the bimbo from Buckinghamshire... the one who switched to McCain because,
"Barack Obama went and called the people who have guns and cling to their religion bitter. The people out there who are the rednecks or whatever are bitter," Rothschild told CNN's Campbell Brown.
Lady Rothschild thinks Obama is elitist http://opinion.latimes.com/opinionla/2008/09/john-
Hi Birder, yah, she's moved herself right up to first....what a way for McCain to find out...he's slipped to 2nd on the ticket. LOL she's a NUT. thanks for reading and commenting!! come back soon!!
storyteller I agree....I think she's said over three dumb things -- I'm sure....so I'll look those up!! thanks for the idea and the link!!! always glad when you stop by, too! can anyone really overlook these statements and antics of her???
Sarah who? LOL!!!
One day she'll tell the story the same way twice. Or, maybe not.
We used to have an old guy who lived down the street from us. He'd tell the same fantastic stories over and over, but each tome, the stories got a little better, or worse, depending upon if one wanted the truth or just a good yarn. We just nick-named him "Mr. B.S."
Sarah Who will soon be bragging how she single-handedly saved a school bus full of children from polar bears by ripping the evil bears apart with her bare hands, but not before first she denied them a habitat by melting all the polar ice.
How she walked uphill both ways to work everyday to save tax dollars, through snow, sleet, hurricanes and tornadoes, not to mention tsunamis and eathquakes, and evil Democrats blocking the way, because she just knew that she could fulfill her pledge as Miss Egomaniac in that beauty contest she was in that World Peace comes at the end of a long "nucular" armed balistic missle trajectory heading for Iran.
And there you have it, the ever-changing story of Sarah Who?, arguably the best-of-the-worst VPs in history, right after, or before Dick Cheney.
Absolutely, chef Jeff and it's so hard even for the repubs to take up for this one gal. always inventing herself...we never know who we're going to get, but it will always be stretched a mile or two.
It's the funniest show I've ever watched, if it weren't so scarey it'd be pathetic.
Sarah, the Owl, who hooo? thanks for stopping by, always appreciate your input...come on America! get it right this time!
Yip, sick and twisted, I agree. :)
I'm afraid the people on the list are going to be obvious but it'll be fun we al l need some more of that!! good to see you!! =))
OBAMA is our man, hes our man oooooooooooo
Darn. After reading the title and the introduction I was so determined to make it to this list! But the company of Sarah Palin? Nah, not interested anymore :)
Great hub!
hahah yeah, she's not my groupie either!! =)) we can all predict who the next TWRP is....they're making it too easy on us!
I need a challenge!!
Hi efeglo....I agree, here's hoping!!
Good for you! Warning: There are so many people (just in politics!) who qualify for this list, it could easily overshadow your other literary projects. This could easily be your new full-time job.
Loved it.
PS: And now that stupid song is in my head... BLOST!
On TV the other day, did anybody catch her say, "In a Palin-McCain Presidency?" Good grief! Who's running for president here? Worse still, should they win, who'll run the country? America, would you rather an allegedly inexperienced Number One run the country backed by an experienced Number Two, or an inexperienced Number Two backed by a subordinate Number One?
HI Constant!!! I looked high and low for that video...ta ra ra boom di ay!!! LOL so good to see you!
PenmanZee -- I agree whole heartedly! and I did hear her say that -- she meant everyword too...she does not take orders...she gives them with a great deal of unqualified superiority!
we have to pass that ticket up this time!!!
I know this isn't concerning your hub, but I HAD to share this...
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197
Democracy rocks!
I love it when you come calling, and thanks for the link!! I'll go now...=))
level1diet says:
15 months ago
This gal is another loose canon, like McCain. They appear to be two birds of a feather. If let loose on the Ship of State, no telling where the canon blasts may point. She's swinging wildly with each roll and pitch of the vessel... god what a prospect. Heaven forbid that we be compelled to suffer her in high office.