The characters on the hit HBO Television Show, True Blood, recently penned personal ads for the dating website Love Me, Love a Vampire. Are you ready to make a love connection?

Read their ads shown below.....

Eric Northman

A young, hot 1,000 year old, seeks F or M for sex, blood and rock n roll. Entrepreneur business owner. Originally from Scandanavia but decided to hang with rednecks instead. Great kisser. Night owl.

Sookie Stackhouse

SWF, 25, Waitress with big dreams. Knows what you are thinking. Seeks SWMV, 100+, Preferably a dentist for love after dark. Vampire bait. Love wearing short shorts.

Jason Stackhouse

SWM, 28, Sweet Himbo, P90 Addict. Country boy. Enjoy long walks, taking my shirt off. Married women, OK.

Bill Compton

A vampire Hugh Grant look alike. A quintessential Scorpio… loyal, mysterious, serious and possessive. Seeks monogamous relationship with blonde, bubbly, kind of annoying, blonde Southern Belle.

Sam Merlotte

SWM, 30 seeks SWF animal lover. Scruffy, but cute Texan. Successful business owner. House broken. Runner. Seeks an athletic gal who looks as good naked as she does in faded jeans.

Tara Thornton

A 20 something, southern “Sporty Spice”. Feisty, sharp tongued but lovable. Great gams and glowing skin. Have a weakness for men with washboard abs.

Lafayette Reynolds

Sexy, Sassy, Strong GBM seeks same for fun. Chef, website entrepreneur and natural supplements dealer. Recently suffered traumatic experience, so require TLC. Whips, but no chains please.

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Note: These ads are, of course, fictional and the website Love Me, Love a Vampire, is also fictional. Just poking some fun at one of my favorite shows!