Tucker Max The Movie: A Huge Failure In The Making
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Tucker Max The (DIS)Believer
Tucker Max has had his 15 minutes of fame. He is now using Hollywood and someone elses money to make sure that before he is forgotten by all of his fans he is going out with a bang.
Tucker Max's demographic is dead, he had a nice fan following in the late 90's early 2000's because the demographics that was "cool" in that age was very interested in what he had to say. They lived and breathed everything he had to say and getting "Tucker Max" drunk was the way to show that you were popular. Treating ladies like garbage was the best possible way to attract them because at the end of the day that is what all ladies look for right?
Some Myths:
- Tucker Claims he can and does have any women he wants
- He says he made love to a midget
- He had studios dying for his screenplay
- He believes that he is the futre of all media.
Debunked:
- Has anyone ever seen a picture of Tucker with a girl that was anything more than a 2 star? His recent girlfriend who he has no problem pimping pictures of all over the internet may look beautiful and now that the relationship is over lets think about a few things. She was a travelling nurse, maybe she was using Tucker to get in with his so-called connections in Hollywood/clubs, when that didn't pan out she let Tucker go the way one does with 3 day old pizza.
- He says he has made love to a midget: Not really the greatest of achievements but because he says it was something that he wanted to do since forever this may be a bit of a forewarning on what is a lie. People who were at that party with Tucker and the midget claim that yes he did go into a room with the midget, but no love making ensued. The author of this claim says that it was a an apartment with no roofs and they did actually peep in to see if anything had happened. Unfortuently for Tucker what they saw was the midget on the left hand side of the bed knocked out cold, and you writhing on the right hand, claiming to sleep with someone does not make it so.
- He claims that major studios got into a bidding war over his movie but at the last minute he decided to walk away because he wanted to do it the way he saw "fit". This was not the case, Tucker's screenplay has been seen by everyone in Hollywood and is used to line more parrot cages than copies of the pennysaver. No studio was interested in a movie that was nothing more than a Tom Green glorified road trip with antics that no one would appreciate. if studios had wanted his screenplay so bad why wouldn't any of them pick up the distribution rights for his movie in the UK, Australia or any other English Speaking country in the world. WHY WOULDN'T ANY DECENT DISTRIBUTION COMPANY PICK UP THE RIGHTS??
- He believes that he has set up the future of all media by starting a website and writing his own stories. Does that sound familiar? Sounds like a BLOG to me. He claims that the media network he set up has writers that will garner great attention because of what he has sacrificed for writers of rudius Media. You do unederstand that it is nothing more than blog farm and anyone that can install Wordpress Multi-User could essentially do the same exact thing right? Why Lie Tucker Max? Why do you make it sound like Tucker Max is the first person in the world to think of publishing a blog?
Tucker Max is about 5 years behind his time, if he would have been where he is now, maybe people would believe all the lies that Tucker Max has been able to spew out, but at the moment what he is doing is nothing more than lying to what few fans he has left, and covering up anyone that may call him out.
I was a tucker fan for awhile but after seeing what happened on the message board with any questions quickly being covered up I have to say that I have never seen a man with more of a Napolean complex than Tucker Max.
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Comments
Tucker Max is a legend and has done more with his career than you have dip shit
Legend? Really, hardly anyone I know knows this guy. And these are COLLEGE kids. So he's not as famous as you(HE) think. He's full of shit and committed voyerism. Good luck with that shit.










Whatever says:
2 months ago
How did he have a following in the '90s when he didn't eve have a website until the early '00s, you ignorant spitoon.