Scott McClellan Finally Squirms.

In it up to his pudgy jowls Tweety is determined to avoid facing eventual war crimes tribunals and hanging alongside his masters. Concerning his upcoming book What Happened the former White House lying sack of shit had this to say:

"In my new book I twy to bwow the whissoo on that mean ol' Bush cwime syndicate that sent me out to the White House Pwess Woom to wie about the Pwame weaks. Oo, dat vice pwesident is vewy scawy. He said if I didn't coopewate he would shoot me and feed me to the Pwesident and Tewdbwossom Wove."

During an extensive and costly sham investigation appointee Patrick Fitzgerald was able to send up a smoke screen that obscured the intent of exposing obvious treasonous actions by the Bush cartel, and instead convicting designated fall guy Scooter Libby and paving the way for Bush to commute the sentence. If this so-called pit bull of a prosecutor was ever on the level he'd be drooling out of both sides of his down turned mouth.

Sure to be rinsed clean of actionable accusations by the time of printing, Tweety's disavowal of guilt is expected to be a laugh packed hit with readers of the Warren Commission Report and White House insiders. As a consequence Robert (Teflon Bob) Novak could easily wind up facing the presentation of a National Service Medal.

Sssufferin' Sssuccotash!

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