As far as humour goes, jokes about mamas and ugly people are almost as low as you can sink. But not quite! You can of course sink to the dark depths of 'ugly mama' jokes, a unique amalgamation of two very low joke genre's to create quite a genre which sites probably sits at the bottom of the unofficial hierarchy of joke quality; alongside other 'mama' jokes including 'fat mama',and 'stupid mama'. Despite these jokes being the riff-raff of the joke world, and incredibly unfashionable, shallow people like myself still find them funny. Yes, you heard correctly, I find 'ugly mama' jokes funny. Actually, I find them funny when used against people who don't actually have a ugly mama, as this would be disrespectful. Here are some of the classics:

Your Mama is so Ugly.....

"Your Mama is so Ugly..... she is Pentagon’s secret weapon."

"Your Mama is so Ugly..... theCIA uses her picture to make Russian spies speak."

"Your Mama is so Ugly..... that plan B in “Armageddon” was to make the asteroid turn by launching her picture into orbit."

"Your Mama is so Ugly..... well.. look at you!"

"Your Mama is so Ugly..... when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks."

"Your Mama is so Ugly..... her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory."

"Your Mama is so Ugly..... even the elephant man paid to see her."

"Your Mama is so Ugly..... the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it."

"Your Mama is so Ugly..... people at the circus pay money not to see her."

"Your Mama is so Ugly..... she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness."

"Your Mama is so Ugly.....she looked out the window and the police fined her for mooning."

"Your Mama is so Ugly..... it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 80 yard gym."

"Your Mama is so Ugly..... she has to trick or treat over the phone."

"Your Mama is so Ugly..... the government moved Halloween to her birthday."

"Your Mama is so Ugly..... she turned Medusa to stone!"

"Your Mama is so Ugly..... they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints."

"Your Mama is so Ugly..... that your dad takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye."