As I was browsing through hubs, I came across a very peculiar comment about homosexuality: That homosexuality is in fact a choice. I then ponder… is it?

We shouldn’t generalize; it could be a choice for some, but not for all. Every case should be observed and analyzed as individual; I know the answer is not necessarily the same for everyone. I honor the fact that we have walked so far and I acknowledge any type of feeling in favor or against homosexuality in general. I do know for a fact that we are all divine in our own way, blessed and equally loved by The Universe, God, Energy, Force, Ala, Buddha, That that created us.

Would you imagine what the conversation with God was before I came into my actual life or incarnation if I would have had choices? I think it would've gone something like:

God: “Alana, listen, because we need to balance nature, we need good hairstylists, designers and all around handy women, I need you to make a choice, here are your options:

First life offered has some fabulous rewards such as:

I. You get to have as much sex as you want to and if you forget to use protection you don’t risk getting pregnant (avoid the “deathbed thing”)

II. You can have a lot of “ my people” really pissed off at you and your “community”

III. You get to have 1 day in the year that you can dress as you want, parade in front of a lot of people, get news coverage (good and/or bad) and have a very fun day

IV. You get to be an experiment for those women who have felt completely “straight” for most of their lives until they met you

V. You get your parents (although not guaranteed, some will be unfazed) really, really upset/mad/angry/hurt/pissed, whichever term you most like

VI. You will commence a battle with society, church, rules, laws just to be treated “equal” (whatever that means)

VII. You will have a life partner (if you choose of course) that like you will become completely unbearable once a month, will be as complicated as flying a plane blindfolded oh! But will nurture and take care of you almost like your mother (this may be good or really bad) and you may apply the first (I) reward for her too!

These of course are only just a few benefits from this first life choice offered; there are some downfalls like:

She will want you to share your clothes with her if you happen to be the same size or less grave things like you will have to choose her family for Christmas more frequently.

But, you know there is always the other lifestyle choice you can pick and has of course another onset of benefits such as:

I. You will be able to get pregnant “ accidentally”

II. You can hold hands and have PDAs (public displays of affection) sure this can be done with the first lifestyle offered, but you may feel fearful to do it (for some people only, so I heard)

III. You will feel that you come from a different planet than your partner, but, thank Me, there are books that explain how to deal with Mars and Mars with you, Venus

IV. You will avoid the whole “ lesbian” drama, you will only have a “you” only drama that nobody will understand, and you will feel totally isolated because your partner just looks at you lost in space

V. Your partner will be very, very simple, like the Atari control

And I think that is all I will be able to tell you about the benefits of this “ other” lifestyle if you choose it (remember the author has really not a lot of experience on “ these” type of relationships, and based on the research done to hetero relationships, that is about all they can recall too)”

And I will simply stare at her/ his beautiful grace, trying not to stare directly (I may go blind with the brightness) think for a mere moment and answer;

Alana: “ Um God, listen, I pick girls”