I ran across this site the other day by accident and I actually went through several pages, many of which has "Oscar Wilde" quotes before I found the actual originating page of "Making up Oscar Wilde Quotes".

It adds to the fun if you start there.

"Why the hell do you people keep quoting me?" ~ Oscar Wilde on this page.

"It seems I have just created a paradox!" ~ Oscar Wilde on Oscar Wilde

."Why dont you just quote my myspace also" ~ Oscar Wilde on http://myspace.com/oscar__wilde

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"Officially listed as the National Sport of England, making up Oscar Wilde quotes is widely regarded as the greatest spectator sport ever invented, with the possible exceptions of Sudden Death Twister and Sockey. (The reigning world champion of this sport is still Twista.) Please note that people who prefer making up fake stories about real quotes tend to prefer Pithy Saying Man. "

"Don't sweat the petty things...or was it don't pet the sweaty things? I've forgotten, and I'm drunk." ~ Oscar Wilde

"We are all in the gutter, but not ALL of us are ugly" ~ Oscar Wilde

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us like it there" ~ Oscar Wilde

"The only thing worse than being talked about is being misquoted." ~ Oscar Wilde

"The only thing worse than being misquoted is being sentenced to two years' hard labour for buggery" ~ Oscar Wilde

"The only thing worse than being sentenced to two years' hard labour for buggery is not being sentenced to two years' hard labour for buggery" ~ Oscar Wilde

"The only thing worse than being sentenced to two years' hard labour for buggery is not being able to bugger at all." ~ Oscar Wilde

"The key to making up Oscar Wilde quotes is to add '~ Oscar Wilde' at the end."

~Oscar Wilde

"When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers. My prayer was to be immortalized by unintelligent gibbons on a satirical Web site." ~ Oscar Wilde

Maggie Thatcher

Supply-side Jesus

God-Fearing Republicans

George Dubya Bush

From wiki:

"Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde (October 16, 1854 - November 30, 1900) was an Irish playwright, novelist, poet, and author of short stories. Known for his barbed wit, he was one of the most successful playwrights of late Victorian London, and one of the greatest celebrities of his day. As the result of a famous trial, he suffered a dramatic downfall and was imprisoned for two years of hard labour after being convicted of the offence of "gross indecency."..."

Quotes:

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. Oscar Wilde

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her. Oscar Wilde

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. Oscar Wilde

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. Oscar Wilde

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. Oscar Wilde

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing. Oscar Wilde