”While I Have Your
Attention”
Howard Stern

My god, our young people are worse off than even I thought. This sex crazed, piece of crap claims to be the king of talk radio. I’ll tell you what, if he is, this country
has had it. I’ve seen some sleazy sons a bitches in my time but this guy takes the cake. At least Springer is educated and offers a variety on his show of humanity gone awry,
Howard Stern is an unkempt dunce! And what’s with the dark sunglasses inside the studio? Lights too bright or perhaps he’s hiding his shame when he demands things like “pull up your skirt baby, lets see what you’ve got” to any and all of his female guests. Hey! All the
more power too him, don’t all us guys wish we could get away with that any time we wished especially the scruffy, down right ugly bastards like him. But not in front of my kids Bubba! And not in front of any decent parent’s kids unless I’m so far behind the times I don’t know up from down anymore!

His television and radio broadcasts consist of nothing but sexual sleaze and more sexual sleaze. He seems to have the singular life time ambition of stripping naked every female he comes in contact with and verbally dragging them down to his own deplorable level of sleaze, smut, and sheer ignorance.

Guess who he’s already taken with him. That’s right! Your children! They think he’s the greatest. Personally, I’ve never known a dumber, more talentless, more
contemptible personality than this walking talking sleasebag. Dennis Rodman, another of our fine upstanding, highly celebrated citizens that can’t seem to figureout his gender, at least has a talent. He’s pretty good at throwing balls though hoops. That said, Rodman is another one of our children’s super-icons that are molding the minds of our young people as I speak.

Danger, danger, danger!

Will someone out there kindly explain to me why we give people like this the incredible power of the media knowing full well the children of this nation are going to idolize and emulate them in every way shape or form. They assume by your adult complacency that this swill is acceptable, and practice through life what they come to assimilate through years of uncheckedand, and unchallenged observance? This man makes a living
by demoralizing everything he comes in contact with, especially women. Just what our kids need to emulate, and emulate they do right down to the very last “come on baby, show us your tits.”

Stern, you mindless, most untalented, sick pig, get off the air and give our country and our children a break. Go climb onto the back of a garbage truck where you belong and I don’t mean as an honest and decent sanitation worker, you wouldn’t qualify. I’m talking
about cargo if you get my drift! You need to buy your way into a university and major in human respect and decency. You’d better get started soon because it’s going to take you 30 years to graduate. Perhaps you might consider collaborating with Jerry Faldwell, between the
two of you extremist, ignorant clowns, you might be able to put together an interesting talk show. If you do, translate it in Arabic and sell it to the Taliban. Between Faldwell’s religious BS and your degrading smut they’ll love it, trust me.

You too, including your no talent, foul minded cohearts, producers, and all that assist you in your sick attempts at entertaining this nations young, I also award a measurable piece of the blame for the corruption of our countries morality and general intellect. Again, the young and impressionable in particular. You have taught them absolutely nothing but sexual sleaze and utter disrespect for our young woman.

Giving the enormous power of the media to a sleazebag like you, is like giving a backscratcher to a kid with chickenpox. The scars he inadvertently and unknowingly acquires will be with him for the rest of his life. Thanks a lot you freaking moron.