Vacu Vin Pineapple Slicer

Do you love to eat sliced pineapple? Does just the thought of drizzling pineapple down your gullet make your mouth water and bring a smile to your lips? Well, then if that is the case, you must get yourself the Vacu Vin Pineapple Slicer to accommodate your lustful obsession. (It’s the kind that won’t get you into trouble or put you in jail and therefore, as Martha Stewart used to say, it’s a good thing.)

The Vacu Vin Pineapple Slicer is composed of two pieces: a shaft which is about 7 inches long and a 3-incle slicer /corer circle with teeth that is attached at the base, which cuts into the pineapple as you are twisting. The handle stands about 3 inches high, and is inserted from the top of the Vacu Vin Pineapple Slicer. This appliance without a second’s afterthought, peels, cores and slices an entire pineapple in two blinks of an eye. You must use a ripe pineapple in order for the slicer to work its magic best. How can you tell a ripe one from the other imposters sitting so innocently beside it? Good question. Try pulling one of the leaves off; if it comes off easily, you know the pineapple is ripe. (Do not try this test on living things wearing toupees and the like without asking them first.)

Made of durable plastic and equipped with a medium sized blade, the Vacu Vin Pineapple Slicer is very versatile and can create one slice at a time or cur up the entire fruit at once. This award-winning slicer also makes perfectly-shaped pineapple rings, reducing the mess and work out of preparing this tropical treat to a mere pulverizing 30 seconds. The Vacu Vin Pineapple Slicer works just like a corkscrew and makes perfect slices and rings every time.

So what are you waiting for? Get your ticket to the tropics without even leaving your home. Order one of these today and…

Happy Pineapple!