Poetry Made From Spam Email

Each line of these poems, including the titles have been copied and pasted from various spam email that I have received over the past month, there are a couple occasions where I just couldn't help myself and added words of my own, I have left a comment on the ones that I have used my own word

I hope you enjoy

Make it stronger

Last a lot longer

Ladies will go weak at the knees

Become a sex machine, super human

And satisfy any woman

Or your money back guaranteed.

This offer is limited, so don't too be late

A super-sized one-eyed monster,

will live in your pants in 2008

Girls will crawl at your feet

And life will be sweet

Our super-pill will rejoice you!

Authentic replica watches for sale

Made by replica Swiss engineers

These authentic replica watches

Will keep replica time for years

(The first line of this poem was in an email for the rest I used poetic license)

Hello there dear, my name is Olya

I read your profile today

I really, really love you

And I really, really had to say

I want to come and meet you,

but my family are very poor,

if you send me money for air ticket

I will soon be at your door.

Are you feeling poorly

Have diohorea or Asian flu

Then visit our online store

We have just the pill for you.

All natural and all herbal

Our pills can cure all ills

And really honest truly

We cures more than we kills

(Last 2 lines are that poetic license again lol)

I usually hate spam email with a passion, but at last I have found a fun use for it. Have fun .....jimmy