Men, between the ages of 20-73, provided they are otherwise in good health, should view as many girls with big breasts as possible to not only improve their eyesight, but to raise their seretonin levels (an important element in preventing depression), says Dr. Miles Davis of Muzic City,N.Y.

In a study done last year, with a control group of ten college-age men, ten middle age men and ten seniors, Dr. Davis found that virtually all of them had significant eye-sight improvement by simply taking one hour of their day to view girls with large breasts. In fact, some of the men tested were able to throw away their glasses completely after only one week into the study--however these men were only wearing sunglasses.

" We originally got the idea" said Dr. Davis when speaking to the National Opthamologist Luncheon at the Hyatt-Hilton recently, "when we observed that white mice in some of our experiments did better if a buxom young research assistant was working them, rather than a man or even a girl with nothing particular 'up-front'. The mice gave us our first clue.

So we decided to provide a control-group of men, with photos, and live models to look at for one hour a day.  The group who 'observed' the big boobies did better on eye-exams than did those who simply looked at pictures of waterfalls or flowers.

We also took the men on field-trips to see big breasts in their 'natural surroundings' on secretaries on their lunch hours around parks and other places.  The men were instructed to look at any woman walking by with large melons and they were instructed to ignore the others--although in the end this instruction proved superfluous as they did that anyway."

Dr. Davis says he will soon be starting another, more precise experiment, as a follow-up to this one, which will focus on the effects big-booty has on men and their eyesight.

I look forward to reading the bottom-line of his conclusions.