Things that Go Bump in the Washing Machine
62It happened a few years back when
my neighbor knocked on my door hoping for some help. It seems he had a
problem with his washing machine and knew he could count on me due to
my vast knowledge of appliance repair (yeah, right). You can now see how
this relates to having extra money. Don't pay a repair man when you can
do it yourself with a trusty neighbor's help.
Actually, he had fixed his problem but was faced with a dilemma all
great men are faced with following a repair. What to do with the parts
that are left over. Well, he was fortunate, he only had one part left
over and was hoping I could help him discover where it went. It was
about 6 inches long, was a flattened piece of wire and was in the shape
of an arch. Nothing about this thing looked familiar.
We went so far as tearing the machine back down to see where it could
be missing and had been at it for about two hours without any luck when
his wife returned home and asked what was up. Being a little frustrated
and short on patience, my friend explained in man terms that, and I
quote, "we are trying to figure out where this d????? piece of wire
goes in this d????? washing machine." She looked at the wire and started laughing. "What", asked her husband.
"That's not a part of the washing machine, that's the under wire out of my bra."
Money saved, time lost, and another successful d-i-y repair.
We Are Rewarded for Our Hard Work
- Tummy Tuck Jeans for Style and Purpose
The first thing to remember and probably the true point of tummy tuck jeans is that they were designed with real women in mind. Now you cannot go expecting miracles from any clothing product when it comes...
- Teenager gave birth and hid baby in washing machineChannel NewsAsia32 hours ago
SINGAPORE: A teenager gave birth to a baby boy and hid him in a washing machine.
- Android To Take Over Your Washing Machine, Dryer, OvenGizmodo Australia3 days ago
Do we really want to give Android the power to control our washing machines, dryers and ovens? Would someone hack them to microwave your underpants, wash your soup and dry your pizza? (more…)
- Surfboats in a washing machineThe Australian4 days ago
Winning sweep Gavin Hunt likened the opening day's racing in the George Bass surfboat marathon to being tossed around in a washing machine.
PrintShare it! — Rate it: up down flag this hub









Invisible Blogger says:
6 months ago
ROFL!!! I LOVE IT.. Life's offerings are always more amusing than any comedy writer could dream up.