Water Creator
54Water, the source of all life on planet Earth. Without it everything would dry up and die. The shortage of water is reaching epic proportions. We must find a way to replenish our water supplies.
I introduce you to the Water Creator. It creates water from gasoline, diesel, kerosene, trash, and nearly anything you can find. This is a must have for every home. Really simple to use and fun too. Even the children will love it. Simply put your everyday product in the chamber and turn it on. The creator will do the rest. You and your family will have years and years of fresh water to drink, cook, make coffee and tea with. Even your pets will love it.
I know you are most likely a skeptic, but hear me out. If you are not satisfied for any reason, I guarantee to give you your money back and pay for shipping also. Who can beat a deal like that? Another reason to buy my product is the fact that you can sell drinking water to your friends and neighbors. Imagine all the money you can make by selling your water for a dollar or more per gallon!!! So what are you waiting for? Order yours today and you won't be sorry.
Need more incentives? I will throw in the Hinguzi knife set that is the rage all across the nation. They will cut through concrete and never need sharpening again. The price is easy on the pocketbook when you consider all that you are getting for this great and amazing product.
To order the Water Creator, just email me your credit card number and address and I will do the rest. You will be billed two thousand dollars a month for four months. That's only eight thousand dollars for this wonderful machine. Don't forget the great knife set either!!! So please email me at SirDent@iwantyourmoney.net
This was written for my turn in Hub-Tennis.
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SirDent @ iwantyourmoney.net! Ingenious. All that and the knife too. What a deal..
fun hub regards Zsuzsy
Sir Dent,
Perhaps I need one of these in my emergency preparedness supplies, it would sure save on the storage room! Imagine it now, anything turned into water...brilliant. As for knives, I will stick with my Cutco, thanks anyway! lol
Sir Dent, we all have our dreams. It is just that some are better dreamt up . Well cone. you can send money to dreamtime@planetofdreams
Just made that one up too.
This could put a kink in my plan to sell bottles of dehydrated water. Good one.
I don't use credit cards. Would you take my check from the DareU2cashit Bank of Iran?
Thanks everyone for the kind comments. I appreciate your kindness.
I'll take two!
Is there a special deal if we call in the next ten minutes??
I may make a better offer if you call within the next 10 minutes WC. As soon as I get your credit card info I will ship them out to you Shirley.
Funny stuff. Too bad I already have a pair.
I am the only one who manufactures these. How did you get them???
Wow, way to get in on a product that will surely be badly needed in the future. You are just like Alexander Graham Bell!
Did you order yours yet Writer?
Very funny and creative too.
Thanks Sweetie. :) Did you put an order in yet?
Yes and I will be selling it on my magic carpet. Water4gas is great at powering those :).
I may make a great deal for those who want to distribute my product.
Good stuff Sir Dent. I needed a chuckle and you hooked it up. Thumbs Up!
Glad you got a good laugh out of it.
What a joke? Who would fall for this. Just like the emperor's clothes!
I just want the knives, do I have to pay shipping & handling on them? (My broom is in the shop.) Do you have canned Air? I want to stock up before there's a run on it! I could run the distribution in Arizona and New Mexico, What's my price???
einron, it is a joke. Not meant to be real at all. If you look at the tags you will understand.
Gawn Fishing, I am currently in the market for distributors in your area. Just contact me.
I have hacked your computer, and stolen the plans. I will be selling these at half price soon.
B.T. Evilpants says:1 minute ago
I have hacked your computer, and stolen the plans. I will be selling these at half price soon
EVIL, truly evil.
BT got my fake plans. Wait until he tries to build one of those. He may blow Michigan off the map!!!
Actually, I got 4 different plans. It's only a matter of time before I figure out which one is the real McCoy.
You silly Jackalope. Do you think I'm stupid enough to keep my plans on a computer where hackers can get to it?
Uh-Oh! The computer I'm borrowing is starting to billow smoke! Foiled again!!
Clever, my brother.
Peter did you put an order in yet? That crazy Jackalope tried to steal my plans. I knew he was gonna do it so I put only fake plans on my computer. I think his computer is fried now!!!
What do you mean by TRIED? I have a working model, now. You really should be more careful about who you sell to. Just a little reverse engineering to do now! By the way, I put it on YOUR credit card. Honestly, I'm a little surprised you didn't recognize the card number!
Just so yo uknow that I am not an idiot. There are a few things that need to be added to that. They are not writen down anywhere but are in my mind only. Go ahead and try to drink what you made.
I didn't see any dimensions on the illustration. How much space with this thing take up. I live in the South where there is an ongoing drought. I may need three of these. Also, can a spout be retrofitted to this? I have a cat that will only drink water from a running faucet. I would hate to think that I would have to engineer a drip feeder in addition to the cost of the original purchase, but I will if I have to. There is nothing meaner than a thirsty cat! Waiting to hear back from you on this point.
Thanks,
Katherine
To answer your questions Katherine, the dimensions are 3 feet by 5 feet and yes there is a spout on it. I know what you mean about thirsty cats, they do tend to get really nasty.
SirDent, do I get a 50% discount if I market it? You can have the knife. LOL Fun hub.
SirDent, I am in need of at least 8 demonstrator size units(might as well send an even dozen). They must be able to fit in the car easily and run off the cigarette lighter. Please don't forget to include the knives, and I need an extra to hang next to my front door, NOBODY will be messing with me! I have AZ, NM, CO, and S.CA, covered. Utah is undecided, but she'll come around.
Ripplemaker, No discounts available except to distributors.
GF, I am still working on the smaller demonstrators. As soon as I get 'em made they will be shipped out.
LOL that was cute!
Thanks LG. Did you put an order in yet?
working
stephhicks68 says:
4 months ago
Hey I think its funny - at least as funny as "funny bones!" LOL!! Great work. Hub Tennis. What a concept