Weird Things on Ebay

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By taylorblue

Weird things I found on ebay...

I have to tell you...lately I find myself in the weird section of ebay. You can find some really weird things there....Here's a sample!!

Subliminal message maker.
Subliminal message maker.

Subliminal message maker

You can buy this wonderful subliminal message maker...for what I am not sure. Why I would need one of these is beyond me. I guess I could order one form my friend...put messages on it for Johnny Depp and then call Johnny let him hear it and he would fall madly in love with my friend. But that would just be crazy...wouldn't it???

Bag of real grass!
Bag of real grass!

A Bag of Grass

This bag of real lawn mowed grass is there. Thy guy said he really grew it himself and you will be really satisfied. But what the heck do I do with lawn mowed grass???

An empty can of Bud...

Now why would I want to sell an empty can of Bud??? I'm not really sure why...but this is really crazy!!!

seashell
seashell

The seashell that looks like an ear

Who wants a seashell that looks like an ear??? This guy really thinks that he can sell it. I don't know I wouldn't buy it at all!

collector cards
collector cards

Her cheating husbands collector cards

There are 2 million collector cards that she is selling. They are all her cheating husbands. Well how nice is that?? She is selling them for .20 each. Why? I would at least try to make a million off of it!!

shrunken head
shrunken head

Shrunken Head for sale

Why not buy this shrunken head that is museum quality??? Why not I say. I have always wanted something like to put on my mantel and have stare at me...that's exactly what I need. NOT!!!

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confessing7girl profile image

confessing7girl  says:
2 years ago

ah ah this is sooo funny!!!!! ebay is just way too crazy weird for me BUT i like that 1st Subliminal message maker ah ah is that friend me or what?? :D:D better be me!!

livelonger profile image

livelonger  says:
2 years ago

Great stuff! I always wonder if "empty can of Bud" is code for "5g of cocaine" or something like that... and none of us are any wiser.

lirtedfreju  says:
2 years ago

wowowowowowowowowow

Misha profile image

Misha  says:
2 years ago

Yeah, I like those, especially grass... How long does it stay green? LOL

CharlestonFreak profile image

CharlestonFreak  says:
2 years ago

i wonder if you found another shell "ear" you could glue them on your head and have two pairs of ears

taylorblue profile image

taylorblue  says:
2 years ago

wow...what a great idea!

Angela Harris profile image

Angela Harris  says:
2 years ago

Do people actually bid on this stuff? I, for one, would have bought the mowed grass when I was in New Mexico.

taylorblue profile image

taylorblue  says:
2 years ago

I imagine they do...why would you need grass??

aaron  says:
14 months ago

that is funny

aaron  says:
14 months ago

your guys commets are funny.............................................lol

CB  says:
7 months ago

Now the grass...wonder if he thought people would think it was weed!

EEERin  says:
5 months ago

this tops them all http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&

Jamie Robertson  says:
2 weeks ago

What about this?!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&it

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