Here Are Very Funny and Weird Gifts For Christmas
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Smoking Baby
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Weird Science - The Complete Seasons 1 & 2
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Personal Name Gift - "WEIRD" Set of 4 Mini-Mousepad Coasters (blue design)
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Unusual Special Mystical Weird Strange Gifts - 6" Tao Incense Burner w/ Tibetan Meditation Buddha
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What Weird and Funny Gift you have received?
Last year on Christmas time I was expecting an Ipod from my spouse. I was discusiing this with my family, when when the Christmas day came, I find one of the strange gift under the tree. This was a Toilet Paper Cylinder.
Here are some morestrange gifts ideas for your beloved for all occasions:
1. Eyebrow
If you've decided to shave your eyebrows. What do you do with the clippings? You save them and reassemble them that are what. Assemble your eyebrow hairs on a small piece of whiteboard gluing each one into place. Your recipient is sure to look twice at this strange gift.
2. Bag of Toe Nails
Save your toenail clippings and give them to a loved one. Explain that you wanted them to have some of your DNA this Christmas to remember you buy. You may even wish to present the clippings in a ring box to give it a more elegant touch.
3. All of Your Shoestrings
Take all the shoestrings off all of your shoes and give them as a gift this Christmas. Before letting your recipient open the box, tell them you are giving them something very special with no strings attached. Watch the expression on their face as they take out your present.
4. Disposable Underwear: Take the annual disappointment that comes with your yearly gift of socks and underwear. Combine that disappointment with a commentary about bodily functions. Oops!
5. Male Sexual Function Products: With names like ManDelay, Stamina RX, and Rejoyn these products sound more like a playground joke than a cure. This year we are choosing them all.
6. Padded Butt Underpants for Men: How does a person explain the use of these when they take off their pants? " Oh, those. I wear them because my chair at work is uncomfortable. " just doesn't sound convincing.
7. The Razorba Back Shaver: There is only one way to remove your back hair without enlisting the help of another person. It is called the Razorba. It is a strange invention and horrible gift idea.
8. Grapefruit Flavored Feminine Wash: If a woman wants to smell and taste like citrus that is her business. It is not yours.
9. Anal Bleaching Cream: Repeats on this list are rare, but how can we not include anal bleaching cream again? We can't believe people are actually buying it.
10. Smaller Condoms: In 2004 the worldwide supply of small condoms was given a devastating blow. Lifestyles, the #1 maker of snugger condoms discontinued their product. We (and our customers) were devastated. Finally, in 2006 a new manufacturer has introduced a small condom. Cause for celebration? Maybe. On Christ's birthday? Nope.
11. Femtone Vaginal Weights: Exercise equipment seems to be a fairly strange holiday gift to begin with. Kegel exercise equipment elevates the situation to really weird.
12. A Stripper Pole: The maker of this stripper pole claims that pole dancing is the latest fitness fad. We have to wonder among whom?
13. Metamucil wrapped in a box.
15. Nose Hair clipper.
16. Vibrators and Stimulators
17. Cotton Balls
18.Hairy Butt Wax
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Leather corset basque cool Christmas Xmas hot gift idea
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GREAT GIFT FOR CHRISTMAS! BUY IT NOW! LIMITED EDITION
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Never-ending Birthday Calendar XMAS Gift rrp $21.99 NEW
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thanks jim10 for nice comments
This is really a beautiful hub on Christmas Gift & Human. I Like it. Keep it up Lgali. Thank you for this hub.
This is really a beautiful hub on Christmas Gift & Human. I Like it. Keep it up Lgali. Thank you for this hub.
Thanks smilybabay for nice comments, I like your hubs too
I have added few more Weird Christmas Gift you
nice hub
Anal Bleaching Cream: lol!!
My weirdest xmas gift was a tanpom:D
compu-smart Thanks for nice comments
Thanks Jim for nice comments
nice hbs
Not JUST a tampom, but a a whole box!
:D
Thnaks rick for nice comments
Thanks JIM for nice comments
Thanks to compu-smart for gift info
I got weired gift was broken pen
These are weird. Glad I never got them.
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I got bby milk bottle
Um Okay, I hope NOT to find those things under my tree. Funny hub.
Thanks Cherish77 for nice comments
Jina-that made me laugh so hard. Lgali-weirdest gift I've ever recieved was a bag of already eaten sunflower seeds from my daughter. There were a few not eaten but most were wet and open. I know, gross!!! She even wrapped them in a piece of newspaper!:)
Thanks to christine almaraz for nice comments
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very nice hub
Thanks ali for nice comments
This was fantastic, still laughing now!
and stripper poles are a fashionable workout item for american celebrities - no lie
ROFL at anal bleaching cream. And I would buy my wife a stripper pole in a heartbeat if I thought there was even a 1% chance she would use it at least one time before I die. So, that's not really a bad gift imo LOL. Oh, and vaginal weights opens up a whole world of possibilities for a mind like mine. :D
Thanks sunforged for nice comments
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I get wierd gifts every year from my husband's brother. See he shops for all christmas gifts from the Dollar Store. He is very creative in what he comes up with.
Thanks Lady Guinevere for nice comments
Good job! There are some very interesting gift ideas here, I hope it's not to early to save up my toenails - my wife's gonna love 'em for Christmas!
Whosoever said don't look a gift horse in the mouth hasn't received these gifts....LOL
For some reason, my grandma always gives us disposable razors and emery boards in our stockings. I've also gotten the foil off candy as a gift (because I like to roll it up into balls).
funny stuff
I was once given a Ouija Board as a gift by my Sister. Needless to say it didn't get used and ultimately I gave it back to her.
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nice article
nice hub very funny
nice hub very funny
Thanks Mina for nice comments
WOW! Those are so funny...
Hmmm..these make my list of worst gifts not seem so bad!
Thanks MRsCHADT for nice comments
Weird.... who would give nail clippings? LOL
Princessa thanks for all your comments I feel happy thet you have some laugh
Thanks MasonsMom for comments
thanks pinto for nice comments
These are sure weird Christmas gifts LOL Compu-smart? Tampons Hehehe Well, I'm scratching my head thinking if I ever did get weird ones....nope not yet anyway. :)
Thanks ripplemaker for nice comments Tampons Hehehe Well is very funny
thanks to all
MRsCHADT thanks for nice comments
Haha! I heard a guy say once that you should never get a woman anything with a plug attached to it for Christmas :)
glassvisage thanks for your comments
Nice hubs! I find this one very interesting. Some strrange things on the list.
I got baby diaper
tate thanks for nice comments
those are really weird gifts. i can't imagine how would they react if i give any of these for my love ones....
jasperasyo thanks for nice comments
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funny hub
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nice hub
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nice article very funny
mr ten thanks for all comments
funny LOL
Mr good Thanks for comments
I get pen without ink
very funy stuff
I don't know if I can call it weird. I had told a friend that i would smash his face and 2 days later I received a punching bag.
Anamika S -thanks for sharing your gift...
Patty-thanks for comments
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Mr good Thanks for visting mu hub
I got one shock this xmas
tiffany---- thanks for comments and LOL
I got baby bootle this xmas
I got this year broken cup
very funny hub
aussi-Thanks for all comments
Taylor-thanks for all comments
I got baby food
wind-thanks for sharing your gift
aussi-Thanks for all comments
Baku -thanks for all comments
very informative hub
telly-thanks for all comments
very funny
Jean-Thanks for all comments I like your hub too
that's very funny (-:This year, I gave my brother some loo roll with barbed wire printed on it, but I gave him a proper present as well!
LondonGirl -thanks for sharing LOL loo roll with barbed wire printed on
he seemed to like it (-:
LondonGirl -thanks again , I did get this year from my cousoin broken pen
um... handy!
LondonGirl -thanks again
very funny stuff
fanny -thanks for all comments...
I got torn shirt packed in a box
vikar-thanks for all comments on my all hubs........
very funny
lol. this was too good. I love the pig nose tissue box!!!!
rem jon-thanks for all comments.
MellasViews -thanks for comments I am glad u like my article.
rem jon-thanks for all comments.
very funny
very funny stuff lol
tke-thnaks for visting and commenting on my hub
tony1-thnaks for visting and commenting on my hub
very funny hub
Enjoyed this alot
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very funny hub
very funny hub
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very funny stuff
very funny
micro-thanks for all comments
very funny list
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very funny hub
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Oh my goodness. They are pretty weird. Interesting, funny Hub.
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jim10 says:
13 months ago
These are some pretty weird and disturbing Christmas gifts. Last year my mother gave me a jar of mushrooms in a basket of various good things. I kinda wonder if it had just fallen in, but never asked. I believe she already knew that I hated mushrooms.