Some of the side effects of being a "couch potato" may include:

1) Drowsiness. If you sit on the couch watching television all day, then by the time you get off the couch you could be very drowsy because you sat on your but all day.

2) Thirstiness and hunger. Unless you have a fridge two feet away from you. You will get hungry and thirsty while lying on the couch all day.

3) Super lazy. Because of lying on the couch all day, you will get super lazy. You will not have a job, so you will be sleeping all day.

4) Red eyes. Your eyes may get very red because of watching tv all day.

5) Fat. If you have a fridge right next to you. And you eat all day long, you will become fat and misareble.

Treatments:

1) Go out and get a job.

2) Get out of the house and play sports.

3) Go on the internet and google something.

4) Wash your car. (if you have one)

5) Do not go to see a doctor.