What a mess we would be in,  if Obama's black half separated from his white half!

Black....."Hey driver, stop up here at the Colonel's, I'm hungry!"

White....."Chicken, chicken, chicken, I want a damn steak!"

Black....."Honkey, you aint gettin' no steak cuz I eats da white meats!"

White....."Oh yeah, then I'm taking over in bed tonght!"

Black....."Go ahead, you won't get none either!"

White....."I can so, I will excite her verbally, then."

Black......"Shut up dog, she 'll be bussin a knuckle on yo ass and telling you to shut yo face and go get her some chicken!"

White....."Oh yeah, sweet Michelle will be all over me in a New York minute!"

Black....."Yo white ass will be lookin' down and sayin' (sorry honey, I'm done), then I will have to take over while you on the phone orderin' some damn chicken!"

White....."Oh tah, tah, aren't we the expert!"

Black....."Don't you tah, tah me cracker!"

White....."Oh now, you can say cracker but I can't sat the "N" word!"

Black....."You callin' me the "N" word!"

White....."If the size 14 shoe fits?"

Black Obama starts punching himself with his left hand and White Obama starts whipping himself with his tie in his right hand!  After a few minutes of struggle:

Black....."I aint got time fo this shit, I got to make some decisions about the stimulus."

White....."You spelled it (stemuless) on our notes."

Black....."I wuz jus seein' if you knew how to spell it?"

White....."Ok, then spell (vacuum) smarty pants!"

Black......."S_U_C_K  Mother F#$^&er!"

White......"Oh, that's a good one Mister President!"

Black......."Jus shut da shit home chuck, we got business back at the Cracker Crib, afta we stop fo chicken."

White......"Quit calling the White House a Cracker Crib!"

The limousine pulls up to the order speaker at KFC and Obama begins to order.

Black....."Gimme a bucket of exrta spicy an some livers, an throw in some a dem little fat nuggets, baaaaaby

White....." I would like an order of potato wedges too please."

Black......"Yeah baaaaby, throw in some butter too so I can stick em up his lilly white ass!  I aint eatin' no pooootaatoes.  We havin' meat bitch!"

White......"If I don't get my potatoes, I will tell Michelle about you and Hillary."

Black......."What you mean, me and Hillary, you was there too home fry!"

White...... "No I wasn't, that was Bill!"

Black........"And potato wedges mam!"