What is a Fart - and Why Do They Stink?
74We all fart…..But do you really know what a fart is? And why do some of those suckers smell so bad? Let's try to find the "truth" behind the fart....
Fart is slang term for the word flatulence:
Flatulence: Excess gas in the intestinal tract. But excess flatulence is difficult to define without a yardstick to measure the "normal" frequency of gas passages. Symptom-free individuals have recorded approximately 14 passages of gas per 24 hours. From the Latin flastus, meaning blowing, as a breeze or snort.
---MedicineNet.com
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How does a fart work?
A fart is created when undigested food particles reach the large intestines where the “fart gas” is formed. This area has a large amount of of enzymes that feed on this undigested food – the byproduct of this interaction is gas, the “fart.”
A fart is a combination of gases (nitrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, methane, and hydrogen sulfide). The only way for this excess gas to exit the body is through the anus.
Hydrogen sulfide (or hydrogen sulphide) is the chemical compound responsible for making your farts stink. This colorless, toxic, and flammable gas is responsible for the foul odour of rotton eggs, and flatulence or farts. The more sulfur rich your diet the more your farts will stink.
Some foods that cause can cause a smelly farts include:
- Beans,
- Cabbage
- Cheese
- Soda
- Eggs
- Apples
- Apricots
- Bran
- Broccoli
- Brussels Sprouts
- Carrots
- Cauliflower
- Dairy Products
- Eggplant
- Nuts
- Onions
- Peaches
- Pears
- Popcorn Prunes
- Raisins
- Soybean
- Tuna
A Few Facts About Farts
Did you know?
- On the average, a healthy person farts 16 times a day.
- Hey guys, don't be fooled by girls who tell you that they never fart. Everyone farts, including girls. In fact, females fart just as much as males.
- Many animals fart too. Cats, dogs, and cows. Elephants fart the most.
- People fart the most in their sleep.
- Farts that contain a large amount of methane & hydrogen can be flammable.
Baby Frightened By A Fart
Fart Links
- Howstuffworks.com
Get some further reading on farts here. - GiCare.com
Get some more information on farts here.
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Hehe!
Classic stuff...
I will just say that I'm a healthy person who....LOL
Thanks!
Thought it was time to fess up to the realities of life....
Don't forget the book Wind Breaks
One of life's little mysteries solved!
Love it. One of my favorite books as a kid was "Common Scents", a book all about farts.
Common Scents is a true American Classic.
Tears-running-down-my-face-trying-to-be-nonchalant-in-the-Wi-Fi-cafe funny.... and I thought it just ran in our family. So this begs the question: Just why are farts so funny?
Why did God make farts stink? So deaf people could enjoy them too!
Classic. Loved it, wish I'd thought of it first... Great question, Cynthia. Why are farts so funny? A good fart scene in a movie or sytcom can have me in stitches... and I know a lot of other people are the same way. Why?
We should ask J.D. Murrah, the professor.
PS: Your video "is no longer available." Bummer. How did you get that small size. I love to add video to my hubs -YouTube has them on almost every topic you can come up with- but, I haven't seen the option for shrinking them down like yours.
What a piece of genius this is.
Classic. Have you read Benjamin Franklin's book "Fart Proudly"? It's still in print. You can get it on amazon. If you want to share your farts anonymously, check out http://www.FartHub.com They guys are putting together an online farting community.
Here's another place you can share farts...it's almost like an e-card.
www.fartfactory.com
There is a website now where you can mail a fart in a jar to someone. It's called http://fartsbymail.com. They are really stinky. Hilarious.
Just a little note for everyone! Black beans are the best, for creating the best farts. Try them with Cajun seasoning, and sour cream.
Just a little note for everyone! Black beans are the best, for creating the best farts. Try them with Cajun seasoning, and sour cream.
Beans Beans good for the heart :)
good research and you presented a nice (f)art...
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PeteMaravichFan says:
2 years ago
Hmmmm,,,the fart.....