When Big Brother is a Blockhead

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Cindy Vine is not a Blockhead

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Frustrations abound

Lordy, Lordy, Lordy!  I am so frustrated I can spit.  You know you are living in an alternatively governed country when your internet access is affected.  At the moment, in the country where I reside, I can't mention the name as Big Brother is listening in, Twitter, Virtual Tree friends, Blogger, Wordpress and other Nings are being blocked.  This means one can't give status updates and update one's blog which is all very very very very frustrating.  Facebook works intermittently and You Tube has been blocked for over a month now. 

Being very cunning, many of us accessed Youtube and other blocked sites by using different proxies which are freely available on the internet.  So, if you have a Big Brother at your workplace who blocks staff from accessing personal emails, Facebook, Hubpages and other fun sites, you can continue to access them through these Proxies.  Unfortunately, our Big Brother must have been chatting to that old man who came up with all the wise sayings we like to quote from time to time.  Many of the proxies we use to bypass this are also now being blocked. 

It's getting very difficult to get images off the internet as 70% of the time images are blocked.  So, the hub I was going to do to commemorate the anniversary of the T Square incident in the capital city some years ago when people were driven over by large vehicles with tracks instead of wheels, is a no-no I'm afraid, as Big Brother is being a blockhead and has blocked all access to anything related to the T square incident.  Honestly, what happened to freedom of press, speech and access to websites on the internet.

So, if you are wondering why I have not been active on Twitter, or checking out your excellent videos on Youtube, or updating my blog, or replying to you on Virtually Happy Tree Friends, it is because Big Brother has deemed them to be inappropriate sites at this time.  I might just read something I shouldn't and be intellectually impaired and damaged for the rest of my life.  It is nothing personal I have against you and I am not deliberately ignoring you.  It is completely out of my control.

I better stop before the marching boots arrive to carry me away.  If you do wish to leave a comment, please be so kind as to refrain from using the terms used for describing the particular form of government that loves being a Big Brother, and please please please do not mention the name of the country I reside in.  I'd hate for Big Brother to be an even bigger blockhead and block Hubpages for my inappropriate content!


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eovery profile image

eovery  says:
7 months ago

Let us know all the secrets around this stuff, because we will be like that in the good all USA before the end of the next eight years.

Keep on HUbbing!

Gypsy Willow profile image

Gypsy Willow  says:
7 months ago

Sad turn of events. Interesting hub

Pachuca213 profile image

Pachuca213  says:
7 months ago

I am glad you wrote this...I did start a Blog about it on VFT and let everyone know what was happening...for you.=)

John Z profile image

John Z  says:
7 months ago

thanks for this. have read quite a lot on this recently and it helps to focus it for me. good luck

Janetta profile image

Janetta  says:
7 months ago

well that just stinks. humph. I have crossed my arms and am glaring in protest of the BB and his blockages. Now I am sticking out my tongue at BB. Hopefully now he will do some unblocking. Hope I haven't inadvertently caused him to block more because he seems like an ornery old coot who would do that sort of thing...Seriously, though--hope that ends for you soon. That is certainly not ok. :(

raiderfan profile image

raiderfan  says:
7 months ago

not cool.

cindyvine profile image

cindyvine  says:
7 months ago

Eovery, Gypsy, John, Raider, when I leave there will be a few interesting hubs about interesting stuff from this interesting place

JJ, thanks a lot as some people have sent me private messages which I can't read or reply to on that

Janetta, tongue sticking out does make it seem better lol

Candie V profile image

Candie V  says:
7 months ago

Janetta is a pro!! She knows just the thing to unblock even the baddest of the baddies! She's kinda like a loveable pittbull, in an excellent hat!

cindyvine profile image

cindyvine  says:
7 months ago

lol Candie!

dianacharles profile image

dianacharles  says:
7 months ago

That really sucks...but you should be out of there soon to new, unconquered territories.

Feline Prophet profile image

Feline Prophet  says:
7 months ago

Well look at the bright side...you'll be outta there soon! :)

cindyvine profile image

cindyvine  says:
7 months ago

FP and Diana, only twenty days left here!

Mighty Mom profile image

Mighty Mom  says:
7 months ago

BB needs a big old enema!

cindyvine profile image

cindyvine  says:
7 months ago

Agree MM, will get BP to design one. She has a thing about enemas. Ask Sufi

Hawkesdream profile image

Hawkesdream  says:
7 months ago

It has even been reported on our news here, do understand, totally sucks.

cindyvine profile image

cindyvine  says:
7 months ago

Hawkesdream, it's driving me crazy!

ralwus profile image

ralwus  says:
7 months ago

BB will never change. Obama will let this pass too as they always do along with the UN. Well, I just deleted a whole coment for fear of those boots marching in on you, so I will now clam up, knowing in 20 some days or so we will learn much more from you.

blondepoet profile image

blondepoet  says:
7 months ago

That really sucks I would hate that to happen to me all the restrictions, blooming control freaks.

Sure I will make an enema what type,I will whip some up.

Ivorwen profile image

Ivorwen  says:
7 months ago

So sorry, Cindy.

cindyvine profile image

cindyvine  says:
7 months ago

CC, BP and Ivorwen, you don't have to feel sorry for me, at least I have a laptop, food in my belly, roof over my head and cable TV! AndI can still type up hubs and publish them here. It's just that access to certain things are restricted at the moment! And really, in the big scheme of things it's a luxury. How spoiled we are, twenty years ago we didn't have the internet and no I throw a tantrum when BB blocks stuff! lol I should get a life!

alekhouse profile image

alekhouse  says:
7 months ago

Thanks Cindy for explaining all this. I had no idea it was so bad. Really puts a cramp in your writing style! especially the graphics thing......that would bother me a lot. I integrate graphics into just about everything I write.

sixtyorso profile image

sixtyorso  says:
7 months ago

Hi Cindy feel free to leave comments you want posted on one of my hubs and i wiil update virtual tree 4 u. if you wish.

cindyvine profile image

cindyvine  says:
7 months ago

Alek, it is most annoying when you are blocked from finding certain images.

Sixty, thanks so much, was last on virtual tree over a week ago so have lost touch. Hey Sixty, see I kept our flag flying high and did a hub on the Grahamstown Festival.

sixtyorso profile image

sixtyorso  says:
7 months ago

Great event that but it is always around this time of year and it can get really cold there! But the Gluwein is good!

Jerilee Wei profile image

Jerilee Wei  says:
7 months ago

Sadly, the US is headed in that same direction, sadly mostly because most aren't even aware, let alone alarmed. The future should be interesting.

cindyvine profile image

cindyvine  says:
7 months ago

Sixty, I love gluwein!

Jerilee, you serious? The US is heading that way?

Teresa McGurk profile image

Teresa McGurk  says:
7 months ago

You still have made this a good tribute to the folk who were there then (vague enough!?) thanks.

ethel smith profile image

ethel smith  says:
7 months ago

Have been watching some of the news, relating to this past event, today for the 20 years on etc. Sad to see. Take care

men are dorks profile image

men are dorks  says:
7 months ago

I'll help administring Laughing mom's enema

cindyvine profile image

cindyvine  says:
7 months ago

Yeah Teresa, strange, not a word was mentioned by our local staff about the incident, and tge one that works wuth me said a while ago the first time she ever heard of the incident, was when she started teaching at our school.

MAD, sometimes I worry about you

notorious_HAI profile image

notorious_HAI  says:
7 months ago

Wonder if it's the same BB at my old workplace....ALL our emails were monitored. No wonder they had to make revenue generators redundant...they spent all their time and money on monitoring our emails.

cindyvine profile image

cindyvine  says:
7 months ago

lol Notorious, could be....could be....

blondepoet profile image

blondepoet  says:
7 months ago

I am sure I read all 30hubs, do I get a gold star Cindy for my super effort?

cindyvine profile image

cindyvine  says:
7 months ago

I'll definitely design you a goldstar and email it to you BP!

blondepoet profile image

blondepoet  says:
7 months ago

Awww thanks can you put my name on it too Cindy so when I hang it up my visitors will know it is for me

cindyvine profile image

cindyvine  says:
7 months ago

I can make a special certificate with a gold star on it, so everybody will know your achievement.

The Old Firm profile image

The Old Firm  says:
7 months ago

Hi Cindy, does this make b.p. an enema of the people, and m.a.d. public enema # 2? BB gets up my nose too, than God that's at the other end. I understand from our news that he's gone into the umbrella business, which was also an old cure for applause (clap).

Love and kisses, TOF

cindyvine profile image

cindyvine  says:
7 months ago

Lol TOF you'd make a brilliant James Bond with all the code lingo and double-speak!

The Old Firm profile image

The Old Firm  says:
7 months ago

I used to be in Service Intelligence (briefly) Cindy. Now there's an oxymoron!

cindyvine profile image

cindyvine  says:
7 months ago

Hey OF, when I lived in NZ I had the Service Intelligence visit me at work to interview me!

The Old Firm profile image

The Old Firm  says:
7 months ago

More likely The Intelligence Service, Cindy. That's a different bunch. - internal security I think. Mine was external, more Time/Newsweek stuff, with a service leaning. A total waste of time. I resigned.

(I deleted my first reply, too many key words)

Cheers, TOF

cindyvine profile image

cindyvine  says:
7 months ago

Yeah, had the visit after the 9/11 thing because I'd had a Saudi student in my class who'd shown strange behaviour and then disappeared two days before 9/11

The Old Firm profile image

The Old Firm  says:
7 months ago

All students show strange behaviour, it comes with the territory. I know, I am one. (As well as qualifying for a pensioner discount!)

Confusing, aint it?

cindyvine profile image

cindyvine  says:
7 months ago

lol TOF, but this students was alarmingly strange, we were across the road from the US Consulate, and this students bunked classes to make a trip to Hamilton, to get some plane specs...

The Old Firm profile image

The Old Firm  says:
7 months ago

Poor vision? -Oh, PLANE specs, I see.

cindyvine profile image

cindyvine  says:
7 months ago

Hmmmmmm so I was sworn to secrecy by those intelligence people, but as I no longer luve there....Hey, where do you reckon Bumble Town is?

The Old Firm profile image

The Old Firm  says:
7 months ago

Stuffed if I know Cindy. The description pretty well fits Mangakino, but the rivers wrong, Mangakino's on a bend in a hydro lake. Putaruru is a contender, but not close enough to the mountains either. I'm still working on it. Near and south of Hamilton with a piddly little mountain nearby people run around.Sounds like carrot country.

cindyvine profile image

cindyvine  says:
7 months ago

Ah TOF, what about Taihape? I actually been thinking about Arrowtown in the South Island.

The Old Firm profile image

The Old Firm  says:
7 months ago

Taihape is certainly a contender, I'll check it out.

cindyvine profile image

cindyvine  says:
7 months ago

Hey TOF, aren't you impressed with this Jaapies knowledge of NZ? lol

The Old Firm profile image

The Old Firm  says:
7 months ago

Yup, check out his fishing hub for a clue. Cheers.

cindyvine profile image

cindyvine  says:
7 months ago

Ok ta muchly, will do!

Paper Moon profile image

Paper Moon  says:
7 months ago

I will post the visuals in your honor.

cindyvine profile image

cindyvine  says:
7 months ago

Thank you kindly Paper Moon! I hope the good wife hasn't shown any more virtual plates at you!

Paper Moon profile image

Paper Moon  says:
7 months ago

LOL, if she did, I probably deserved it.

cindyvine profile image

cindyvine  says:
7 months ago

Ah, an honest man!

Paper Moon profile image

Paper Moon  says:
7 months ago

I just hope that you can view it.

cindyvine profile image

cindyvine  says:
7 months ago

Thanks PM, BB missed the cunningly disguised cupcakes!

Christoph Reilly profile image

Christoph Reilly  says:
7 months ago

Ah, all is explained. I remember a few years back, when Google - a staunch supporter of (the f word, rhymes with geedom) on the Internet, agreed with a particular gov't to help them block certain items, imagery and words. One of these words was de - mah - crah - see. Naturally, there was an international uproar, and just as naturally, nothing was done about it.

Reh - voh - loo - shun!

Artisan Walker profile image

Artisan Walker  says:
7 months ago

My sympathies for living in a communist country. I've heard about this, and even wrote up a little news bite about on Numerous Fragments. My hopes for your quick freedom are with you.

cindyvine profile image

cindyvine  says:
7 months ago

Yes Christoph, mayn interesting stuff will flow from my pen in about 3 weeks time!

Tatjana-Mihaela profile image

Tatjana-Mihaela  says:
7 months ago

OMG!!!! Wishing you all the best...cannot wait your new hubs, after your departure from there.

cindyvine profile image

cindyvine  says:
7 months ago

Yep Tatjana, am almost out!

LondonGirl profile image

LondonGirl  says:
7 months ago

"All students show strange behaviour, it comes with the territory. I know, I am one. (As well as qualifying for a pensioner discount!)"

My mother, too. She is 61, and has her free bus pass, and also her student card, as she's doing a post-grad course in music.

LondonGirl profile image

LondonGirl  says:
7 months ago

Fantastic hub - not long now until you move continents!

cindyvine profile image

cindyvine  says:
7 months ago

Seriously LG, can't wait now. Have just downloaded all my music onto a portable hard drive and given away all my cds.

Am I dead, yet? profile image

Am I dead, yet?  says:
7 months ago

Hurry out of there, Cindy, before you are blocked in as well. Be safe.

cindyvine profile image

cindyvine  says:
7 months ago

am nearly out....

The Old Firm profile image

The Old Firm  says:
7 months ago

LondonGirl: Oh sod, your mums younger than me.

Cindy: Hey, really it's not so bad. You can drink, travel, earn money as a visitor, live within your income, and within surprisingly broad limits express your opinions. As long as you're not overtly a pain, and using the circumspection required of any bureaucracy, being it c.. or d.. you most likely have few more constraints than Yarpieland or Godzone. - and the monitoring possibly is less covert than those are which we in the out-flung areas of the Empire suffer under the guise of capitalism.

When you get home, don't expect it all to be sweetness and light, Nasty little drips are the same the world over, and they'll make arseholes of themselves to the limit (and beyond) of they're public position and tiny mentalities. Mostly for personal gain.

(Gee, don't I pontificate?)

Cheers, TOF

cindyvine profile image

cindyvine  says:
7 months ago

lol TOF think you are so right!

Dolores Monet profile image

Dolores Monet  says:
7 months ago

Cindy, it must be difficult to write what's on your mind when you have to be so conscious of whether it will be trashed or not. The whole world is headed that way, only here in the US, it's the corporations in charge. n 1983, 50 corporations were in charge of the media. Now it's down to 6. Think that puts a crimp in what we hear?

cindyvine profile image

cindyvine  says:
7 months ago

Definitely Dolores, definitely some stuff happening here that needs to be made known.

Paper Moon profile image

Paper Moon  says:
7 months ago

@ Delores- there is more of a link than one would think.

Cindy- I can not wait for you to cook and spill the beans.

cindyvine profile image

cindyvine  says:
7 months ago

Just a few things, Paper Moon, think people know about already, but which needs exposing a little more.

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