My brother and I used to play the game "Which is Worse?" in which you give two unpleasant scenarios and make the other player choose which they would take. It would get pretty funny and/or ridiculous, so I thought I would share some of my favorites. Maybe you'll have some good laughs or at least some funny looks.

*Eating the worst food you've ever tasted

Throwing up the best food you've ever tasted

*Being in a dark scary room alone

Being in a well-lit room with Michael Jackson

*Insomnia (can't sleep)

Narcolepsy (falling asleep suddenly when you don't want to)

*When professional actors try to play sports

When professional athletes try to act

*Spitting on someone when you talk

Being spit on by someone when they talk

*Being stuck on a ride upside-down at an amusement park

Having somebody sitting behind you throw up on a ride at an amusement park

*Underwear too small

Underwear too baggy

*Breathing like Darth Vader

Talking like Yoda

*Losing a lover

Loving a loser

*Hanging by a thread and hoping for help

Letting go and hoping for minimal injuries

*Walking in on my parents

My parents walking in on me

*Peeing on the side of the highway where other cars can see me

Peeing my pants because I can't make it to the rest area in time

*Being late for practice and running extra laps

The coach making the the whole team run extra laps instead

*Occupying a smelly bathroom

Smelling up a bathroom right as someone walks in

*Doing something you wish you hadn't done

Not doing something you wish you had done

*Your favorite band breaking up

Your favorite tv show being cancelled

*Wearing a costume at a non-costume party

Wearing regular clothes at a costume party

*J.Lo dating Puff Daddy

J.Lo marrying that dancer guy

J.Lo engaged to Ben Affleck

Changing her name to J.Lo

*The school bully taking my lunch money

The lunch lady refusing to serve me a lunch

*Attending one class period completely in the nude

Attending the whole day to school in your underwear

*Having your cell phone ring during a moment of silence

Laughing uncontrollably during a moment of silence

*Eating good food and feeling bad

Eating bad food and feeling good

*Hearing a song you hate on the radio and not being able to turn it off

Hearing a song you love on the radio and not being able to turn it up

*Missing the end of a really good movie

Missing the beginning of a confusing movie

*Being tickled for an hour straight

Being stared at for an hour straight

*Blowing your nose loudly in a silent room while others are taking a test

Sniffing your snot back up your nose every 5 seconds

*Being in a two hour traffic jam

Having your boss find a nasty email you wrote about him/her Having your friend find a nasty email you wrote about him/her

*Sneaking out, having the time of your life, then getting caught Not sneaking out at all and missing the fun

Getting the answer wrong because it seemed too obvious getting the answer wrong because you are just stupid

*Having to read an entire encyclopedia out loud because of a bad grade

Having to read the entire bible out loud because of a bad deed

*Your parents reading your diary

Your boyfriend/girlfriend reading your diary

*Having friends that talk bad about you behind your back

Having no friends Being dumped on Christmas Being dumped on Valentines Day

*Being the dumper

Being the dumpee

*Watching an X-rated movie with my parents

Watching an X-rated movie with my parents in it

*Waiting for someone who never comes

Looking for someone who you can't find