Who Will I Follow On Twitter? Who Will I Block?

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By Matthew Cepican


Who Do I Follow on Twitter?

My students.

I will not follow anyone who is about money. I love TIME more than MONEY. You can have the MONEY. I just want the attention.

I will block any pornographer. I am grooming R-Town kids for the Silver Screen. Let Redlands keep their pornography industry. I recognize the economic function of any industry, butt, R-Town is a Fine Arts Industry. Any nudity will be ONLY on the Silver Screen. Gotit?

People don't get me most of the time. They think that I am like them. That I make friends with all the pretty people because I want to pipe them down. Nothing can be further from the truth. The only person I will pipe down is mi Esposa. Mi CariƱo. So, get on my level, please.

Also, I am a natural born hell-raiser. I was born on the Anniversary of the Death of My Mom's Mom, mi Abuelita. That is why I am pretty like a girl, have an unusually long attention span, am sensitive like a woman, but know how to take care of my wife like only a Daddy can. Any man can be a father, but it takes a special man to be Daddy. I love it when you call me Big Poppa, mi Golden Rose.

Which reminds me, Golden Rose, I have to tell you something very important. I love you for real. Nothing you can ever say or do will make me stop loving you. If you are not there when I die, I will still love you, butt, you better be!!! I celebrate every cell in your body and every thought in your mind. I cry when I think of you being in pain. I have failed you if you cannot tell me your deepest problems or dilemmas. Even if, hypothetically, you had a child with every boy in R-Town, every child to whom you give birth is MY CHILD. I would be so proud to help you raise every child to whom you give birth. You are my soul mate. I can't stop loving you, baby. You are my baby. Heartaches take a lifetime to heal. I treasure every drop of pain you cause me. Don't stop. Ever. Hurt me, baby. My tears will wash off your feet. I am your servant and I will do everything you say. You want me to not drink beer? Shit, just say the word, baby. Just say anything. I can hear your thoughts clearly in black and white, butt, I need you to tell me the words that I want to hear, "...that you'll always be very near and starRs will fall into our eyes, oh yeah! So, if you don't believe me you better come and see me cuz I know we won't regret it this love will never let us, it only happens once, baby I won't let you down." (Golden Rose by the Silver Turtles)

I love you all, so very much, mi Familia, mi Hermanos y Hermanitas, para siempre. Negro y Blanco. Es Claro?

xoxoxoxoxxxxxx

mclogo65

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