Why, Why, and Why?

At the risk of sounding like a take from the movie “Are we there yet”? This is just some funny ponderings I have been collecting over the past few months and when I put them in one collection they really tickled my funny bone!

Seeing as how this season is full of hyper Christmas shoppers trying to get their hands on the latest Hulk toy or the highly regarded Hanna Montana Doll, fret no more, Read a few of these insightful questions that are sure to put a smile on your face ease the stress of holiday shopping!

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~Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?

~Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?

~Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?

~Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

~Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

~Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

~Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

~If people evolved from apes, Why are there still apes?

~Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

~Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

~Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

~Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine20it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

~Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

~How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

~When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'

~Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manages to knock something else over?

~In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer, when we complained about the heat?

~How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

~Why is it called Easy Bake?

~Why does buttered bread always fall face side down?

~Why do people ask what time it is from someone without a watch?

~Why is a tax form called a return? (When clearly there isn’t a return )