Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Funny Answers!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
A group of people gave their interpretations below to solve the issue.
-Descartes: to go to the other side of the road.
-Plato: for the chicken, truth lies on the other side.
-Aristotle; It’s the nature of all chickens.
-Carle Marx: This is a historical inevitability thus it should rise up against it.
-Captain James Kirk: to go where no other chicken has gone before.
-Hippocrates: because of an excessive pancreas disorder.
-Martin Luther King: It dreamt of a world where chickens have the right to cross any road without justifying it.
-Richard Nixon: The chicken hasn’t crossed the road… I repeat she hasn’t crossed the road!
-Nicola Machiavelli: The important thing is that the chicken crossed the road, and it doesn’t matter why. Its urge to cross the road justifies any means to do it.
-Shamel: Because it saw a colorful rooster.
-Sigmund Freud: To wonder why the chicken crossed the road is an indication of suppressed sexual desires.
-Buddha: asking such a question is denying the nature of all chickens.
-Jim Carry: Finally! I thought it’ll never cross!!!
-Stephen Segal: You tell me!
-Charles de Gaulle: Maybe it crossed the road but not the highway!
-Einstein: whether the chicken crossed the road or the road itself moved towards it, this all depends on the chicken speed multiplied by the number of its footsteps.
-George W Bush: This action is a flagrant violation of the UN resolutions. Just the mere notion of the chicken crossing the road without punishment is considered a threat to democracy, freedom and justice. Hence, this proves to us that we should’ve unquestionably destroyed that road long time ago. So, to keep piece in the region, and in order to protect the values we fought for, we decided to send our troops to demolish all poultry farms in that area. This way, no other chicken will be tempted to cross the road again.
-Hamlet: This is not the question.
-Othello: It felt jealous and decided to revolt.
-Nietzsche: because when you look at the road for too long, the road will start looking at you.
-Shakespeare: It didn’t cross the road, but the road tempted the chicken to cross.
-Oscar Wilde: I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible.
-Mu`ammar al-Qadhafi : I forgot.
Please feel free to submit your own interpretation about this.
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Very cute one bunchee :) glad you like it...
How funny..I'm there with Wilde :) Bunchee you made me giggle with crossing the road for a diamond! You are a cutie.
Hmmm and lol Shamel... depending on the colors of the rooster...cute! I think the rooster would have to have some very alluring colors in order for the chicken to take the risk of crossing the road...lol but wait is a secluded highway or abandoned road? lol:D
hehehehe
it's a country road Sharing I. :) And he's the hell of a cute and chubby rooseter around there :)
well they used to say that diamonds are a girl's best friend.. hihi!
i think the chicken needs glasses coz she didn't see a colorful rooster but a PEACOCK!! :-p maybe she has personality disorder! LOL
According to some PHILOSOPHERS, that rooster was a peacock, but nay!! It was indeed a rooster, king of all of the roosters, that's why the chicken ventured into the unknown just for that wonderful creature :)
aaahhhh... the romantic you ;-p
and no, not philosophizing, just pointing out the obvious that the chicken is indeed a crackpot for thinking that the peacock was a "colorful rooster"!
The real question should be: "What came first? The road or the chicken?" Hahaha, Shamel. Wonderful stuff. Thank you for the goodhearted laugh. George W. was my favorite :D
Very good. Too many gems for me to choose a favorite.
Another reason why the chicken crossed the road:
It just felt like it
I especially like the "Hamlet" one. Nice job :)
Bunchee, what? lol.....
You are welcome dohn. Glad i painted a laughter on your face :) and i like your version too lol...
Brite, you simplified it! maybe this is the correct answer :)
Hello Jess, thanks :)
Maybe to run from its owner?
raider, so it is afraid of being turned into a dinner? Also good one...
The newslady: "We are here at the scene and it's a sight to behold. The country road in question is quite fetching. Let's ask a local farmer: "Sir, did you see the chicken cross the road?"
"Weeelll little lady, whaha, I saw that chicken cross the road clear as day. Why she done it? Your guess is as good as mine."
(newslady again) Well as you can see this has been an exciting day on this country road, people came from all over the countryside to see the event. The reason why the chicken crossed the road remains a mystery though. Back to the studio....
funny stuff! =)
Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't someone threw it! -teehee-
hahahahaha, excellent Windtraveller, amazing! Now you turned it into a media frenzy :):):):) Very funny... Someone should punish that chicken :)
Thank you Pachuca213 for stopping by.
Am I dead, yet?, there was no mention of it? It will remain a mystery :)
LOL!Shamelab..just enjoyed this thoroughly!:)Bookmarked this..when I need a laugh! LOL! Thanks for this!:)
Sorry..just saw your name is Shamel..:)and not Shamelab!
lyla, no worries dear, it's alright. thank you for reading :) Enjoy!
Being an old Star Trec fan, I liked the Captain Kirk one. "To go where no chicken has gone before."
ya Peggy, that's why I chose him :) such a character...
Maybe becasue the farm is on the other side of the road?
I don't know, you tell me :) lol.. Funny... thanks.
To plant explosives on the side of the road?
Thanks sugarflower and sweetbunch
habashi, so you're accusing the poor chicken of being terrorist? :) nice one... Thank you all.
this is a funny page which brightens the day I like this one I saw on the net
Mae West: I invited it to come up and see me sometime.
Thank you maggs224, glad you liked it :)
Hahahaha I never thought there would be so many answers to this one. Hmmm let me see...why did the chicken cross the road? She's finding her way home. LOL
Reflecting: The moment that answer came to my mind, I figured something important about me. Gosh, going "home" is still important to me after all this time. Thanks Shamel for the laughter. :)
ripplemaker, its such a pleasure, thanks. So many answers and the argument goes on forever :)
And so let's keep the questions coming! Laughter and reflection is great for the soul...and the belly too and the heart and .... everything! LOL
Very cure hub and a great take on the chicken crossing the road!
Yeah ripplemaker, laughter is the remedy of the soul :). Thanks for stopping by.
SweetiePie, you're such a sweetie, thanks. Maybe you can provide your own version?
shamel
Haha enjoyed the "twisted" quotes. Hmmm how about this one, FDR: "I (the chicken) have nothing to fear but fear for this side of the road" (and so it crossed to the other side). Well at least I tried! LOL
Cris A, you rock lol...!!!!! :) Nice version and nice try... But how does the chicken make sure that ther other side is not dangerous as well? Tricky one ha :)
But my friend, that's the risk he has to take for being a cowardly chicken! *wink*
That the risk and the price of freedom :) thanks a lot Cris.
Hunter S. Thompson - I once smoked chicken beak... what a f*&%*ng trip!!!
lol.....Delaney, hope you had fun :)
LOL LOL this is so insane man wow..
the one with -George W Bush really seems like something he would say LOL!:D
Why did the chicken cross the road? :-Because the chicken wanted to make his mark in history LOL!:P
Nice translation of the crossing Waren lol, so funny :) Thanks pal.
love this. the responces to that question are sooo funny.
I'm with jim carry finally!!! it did lol
Ya, Jim carry almost got it :) Thank you chrissie.
Bill Clinton: I did not have sexual relations with that chicken.
LOL albascellaken :)
Bunchee says:
4 months ago
funny!
and so you - Shamel: Because it saw a colorful rooster.
The chicken crossed the road because she saw a diamond! (so mee ;-p)