Why Do Women Have So Many Shoes?

The other day I had to go into the bedroom closet like I do everyday, but today was different. I was amazed on how many pairs of shoes my wife had. There had to be at least fifty pairs of shoes. I look over in the corner of the closet and there were my shoes. One pair of black dress shoes and one pair of brown dress shoes, a pair of Nike sneakers and my bedroom slippers. Then I glance over again at my wife's shoe store. There is every color and style imaginable, ten pairs of black shoes, fifteen shades of brown shoes, eight pairs of white shoes and numerous pairs of different color shoes, plus summer shoes and sneakers. There were high heels, half heels and no heel shoes and all kind of styles.

Now I ask myself how can she possibly wear all these shoes, some look like they were taken out of the shoe boxes and were never worn. I understand that women love to dress up and that their shoes have to match their outfits. I go along with that, but they are never going to wear all them shoes in a life time.

I wouldn't dare ask my wife why she has so many shoes because she will jump all over me about all the junk that I compiled in the garage over the years. That is true I must admit, but who has a nice neat garage, not too many.

So if there are any Women or Men out there that can help me out with this women shoes dilemma I am willing to listen.