Let me start by saying that the controversial views in this blog are all facts. There is nothing in this blog that hasn't been scientifically verified. With that disclaimer out of the way, I can now answer the question on the minds of many scorned females: Why are men dick heads?

The answer to this question is quite simple: Because. As you may or may not know, men go through a learning process called "life". In the beginning of this process, men are called babies. Babies are taken care of mostly by their mothers. Babies cry and bitch all the time because they are hungry, and when the mother rips open her blouse and exposes her breasts, the boys instantly smile and shut the hell up. This goes on through much of a man's life. If you want him to shut his damn yapper, just whip out your fun bags.

After being a baby, the next step is being a toddler. It is then that a man learns what he can and cannot get away with. Usually the punishment for something he cannot get away with his handed down by his father; another man. This causes jealousy and hate. Men carry on this through much of life too. Men can't stand other men that tell them what to do.

After the toddler years, men become what's known in the scientific community as "boys". Boys like to play outside, get dirty, get into fights, ride bikes, and on occasion, push girls around. Some men do not outgrow this phase, and the only cure is to give him a bike and shitty jeans he can ruin with grass stains.

Soon, the boy turns into what's known as a teenager. A teenage boy is filled with too much testosterone. Fact: Too much testosterone can leave men with a feeling of "pissed off-ed-ness" and behavioral complications: End Fact. On occasion, some men filled with testosterone can lift up a house with their pinky finger.. A lot of the teenagers need to relieve this built up testosterone so they will not die. A good way to do that, is to release it by sexual intercourse. Most teenagers will lie and say anything they have to so they will not explode. This also carries on into manhood.

Finally, after the teenage years, those same teenagers turn into what's known as man. Men (the plural version of man) usually do not outgrow most of the above statements, and that makes them turn into dickheads. Dickheads are a strange creature. They say shit that pisses you off, they lie, cheat, and steal their way into any situation they feel they need to be in. This causes other men that have outgrown those feelings to get a bad name because there are so many more dickheads than regular men. Therefore, the female species believes that all men are dickheads, when in reality, only around 92 percent of them are. 5 percent are gay, and 3 percent are cool dudes like myself.

So in conclusion, stop bitching, and find yourself that 3 percentile of man.