After realising that I have been very unhappy for some years ( i watch my friends wedding video) I have decided that each day should be fun. Happy staff are productive staff. Do not venture near my office - i have the most wicked and quick witted brain - sometimes i don't even know where some of it comes from (maybe insanity). I have on my office door (remember I am a manager) some really wicked and interesting reading matter - one is being a bitch is part of my charm or complaints department 46 floor - kindly use the stairs. Almost something for anyone who happens to enter thru my door.

Nicknames are a must - if you enter regularly you will get a nick name for sure - so far we have Father Christmans (our computor fundi) or rumplestilskin who also works for a computer company he got that because he could not figure out the password we have created to allow him to enter - then we have twinkle toe's, Papa Bear (my boss) and hey doll that works with me! And then to add a little bit more I had someone who I always phoned and he always sounded sooooo grumpy so he became Mr Kellog ( he need to get it all) needless to say it has now stuck and we have many a good laugh each time I have to deal with him.

I also sell Avon and the poor delivery guy tries now to sneak into my office and get the other lady to sign docs as i love defacing them with my smiley face stamp.

I have been known to attach a real 5c to an invoice so that I could have MY FIVE CENTS WORTH or even worse fax someone kisses using your own lipstick and kissing paper (ok i do need a mental institution but cannot afford it)

My sister had a brain tumour removed about two years ago and she as least now has an excuse - Dont know what mine is!!!! HELP!!!!

So if you need a laugh and need some joy and fun in your life I am the ONE!!