Wise sayings of Confused-cius
60Confucius, he say:
- Man who put rooster in freezer get stiff cock.
- Man who go to bed with sex on brain wake up with solution in hand.
- Baby conceived in automatic car become shiftless bastard.
- Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit.
- Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed.
- Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
- War not determine who right, war determine who left.
- Man who have hands in pocket, not crazy, just feeling nuts
- Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
- Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
- He who stands on toilets is high on pot
- Man who have last laugh, not get joke.
- Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
- It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
- Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
- Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
- Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.
- Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy.
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jim.sheng says:
7 months ago
Confucius never said those ... nonsense.
Good fun, no harm.