Wolf whistling- Make her mad or make her day???

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Wolf whistling is stupid. Wolf whistling is pointless... but then again, so is screaming at the ref after a bad call; writing to the brewery after our fave beer has been discontinued; telling a parking inspector to insert his pad into his rectum...But i understand why we men do all four things. Its a by-product of a male determination to do something where there is nothing to be done. Anything to feel a little less impotent


See, I'm sure guys who wolf whistle would love to stride up to you, looking like a character from Ocean's Eleven, smelling like a Russian Mafia with the wit and charm of Clooney and take you off for the night of your life. but truth is we cant. Instead we smell as if we have been on the end of a shovel all day and we have NO wit because the only thing we read is soft porn. We want to reach out, but all we can muster is a non-interactive, non verbal acknowledgment of your foxiness

Its stupid, yes, but don't scold us- pity us. We are in complete awe of beautiful women and in their presence, reason goes out of the window. Our appreciation wells and spills over. And for most of us, a wolf whistle is all that's possible. Let the note hit your ego but not your sense of decorum;just smile and shrug it off with a dismissive, "Men!"....

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tulwave profile image

tulwave  says:
15 months ago

Good Stuff my friend.

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ASHWINSPGA  says:
15 months ago

i just tried doing my real writing stuff. thanks for taking the time to read it. glad you liked my work

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