Worshipping a Language !!!

Can you speak english, my ambitious boy?

UK for you is then a land of joy.

Go to a temple and ring its bell.

Learn how to perform its rituals well.

Knowledge of Sanskrit will not click.

Unless you pick up the tongue of Tom and Dick.

Britons don't allow such priests to sneak--

As they can not freely in english speak.

You may not be a Pandit or a Tilakdhaari,

Fluency in english can make you a trained Pujari !