Would I Have More Fans If I Were A Hot Chick?
63Amirite?
So I'm not the smartest hubber, or the most wellest spoken. I don't have the bestest grammar and I'm not the best spellir. Getting fans is so darn hard.
But what if it were easier? What if folks join my fancub just because I'm good looking? That would be cool... to be a hot chick... (I say that in the most heterosexual way possible).
What If This Were My Profile Pic
Be Honest... Really.
Look I admit... I'm shallow. I've joined lots of fanclubs of hot chicks. But somehow I wonder if maybe I should have use HER photo instead. Yea, that'd get me some fans! I love fans. I love hot chicks too... if only I were a hot chick... I would RULE Hubpages!
(PS - she's not hot... well not all of her anyway.)
The Hot Hubber List
- Milla Mahno
Hi, my name is Milla. It is one of the things that my mom and dad could agree on seeing as though my father is Ukrainian and my mother is... - Ann Smith
Story telling has always been enjoyable for me, as well as writing. I hope to hone my writing skills on this site and look forward to reading your... - Silvalining
Barbara Silva is a Network Marketing Coach helping other network marketers build their internet and mlm businesses using The Renegade Network... - Evelyn Lim
An ex-banker, Evelyn Lim alternates between spending time with her family and her online ventures. Her recent self discovery journey has led... - Shailini
Welcome to ProHubber.Com - the homepage of Shalini Gupta. Feel free to explore some of the best articles (hubs) that I have written here and they... - blondepoet
I love writing and have just completed my first book.I hope to publish it soon.I write from my heart,and hope to inspire people from all walks of... - AEvans
My passion is helping others and enjoying the beauty of life. Although life can have its ups and downs I love the Journey. There is so much we can... - Maddie Ruud
Before joining the HubPages Team as Community Manager, I was a freelance writer, certified in Massage, Aromatherapy and Health Education. I have... - Isabella Snow
Isabella Snow is a saucy little wench who writes very naughty things for a living; sexy novels, glossy magazine articles and sex tip columns for... - Amy Jane
Currently a freelance writer and stay-at-home mom, Amy studied journalism and creative writing in college, worked as a staff writer and editor for... - VioletSun
Formerly worked in the corporate world in NYC; now I am entrepreneur living in Oregon who enjoys learning and sharing about natural health, ...
Hey, Don't Judge...
By all means this list isn't all-inclusive... meaning if you're not on the list it's not because you're ugly. It just means either:
- You're a dude.
- You've got a "proportional" number of hubs/fans/time on hubpages.
- I got tired of digging through profiles and stopped.
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do you really want a bunch of horny dude fans chasing you around?
Goldentoad has a point. If you want women fans, however, you might try showing us a little skin. Note Goldentoad flashing a little bicep in his avatar above. Of course more would be even better.
I think you might be onto something, with the crotch photo and all. It's a shame I didn't think of that already. But... what if my crotchitorial area scares them off?
Ya, don't use it if it isn't a good angle for you. How's your ass? Could you use that?
Why do you think I don't post my pic in my avatar? The women would be all over me! Along with some questionable men. I have to remain hidden in order to get anything done. It's a bitch being beautiful!
His teeth are all jacked up, he's always got an erection and he poops all over the yard. But ya I suppose I can try to get a good angle on 'em.
Pest, quit baosting, it ain't becoming! mdvaldosta, try changing you user name, it sucks, too hard to remember the spelling and then show your ass.
C.C. I love you man...In a dude kind of way...Don't get any queer ideas! LOL "...it sucks..." True though. We should all come up with a new name for him!
LOL I'm glad my best friend Milla made the list, in fact she leads it! Woo-hoo! ;)
I forgot MD, nice hub. that chick is just too much up there. I like tits, but my gawd! She'd be alright if i didn't think I'd smother in her cleavage. I'd druther die with her puss in my face. Hell a feller could lose his ears with those things.
MD, You are too funny! Great Hub! Hey I only poop in the yard when the line at the outhouse outlasts the squeeze of my sphincter.
mdvaldosta, it just means that you haven't consumed enough acai berries yet--how else do you think that woman got such big breasts? Certainly not through photoshop.
Gah, polypropylene string implants freak me the hell out... How does she even WALK? Admittedly I am a mostly straight female over here, but that? SO not hot.
acai berries have antioxidants
Toad...:D
that woman is a scary freak!
Pest- Its true ;)
Hi mdvaldosta, you don't have to be chic or chico to make or be fan. My fan list have most of them you listed above. You need to network visit hubs leave comments & it will happen.
Hey Misha, How are you? be careful Milla is on my fans list too. Not only Milla most of them mdvaldosta is wishing for.
mdvaldosta I invite you to come visit my hubs & read hubs comments.
The big breasted woman in the above photo needs to take care if she decides to venture out into the wind - she could - i think - balloon up, up and away without any trouble - would a chap actually like those boobs?
Surely that lady doesn't plan to keep those for the rest of her life. I mean, seriously, can you imagine some little old lady tottering around with monumental breasts poking out of her house coat!
Hot chicks probably do get more traffic and more fans, but are those fans sincere? Hmmm.
The answer is a categoric NO as I had already joined your fan club before I joined AEvans'. Or, I probably joined hers first, I can't remember now.
If that were your profile pic I'd pay you no attention at all and regard you as a silly person who has a self obsession about body confidence, which could not be solved by those breasts. I agree with LondonGirl. But I'm a woman. So what do you think of those breasts? Really?
@Benson LOL
Those are not breasts those are backup floatation chambers for submarines.
good one Just-Rodney!
I would not worry about the numbers so much. If people like what you write they will join your fan club. Really I do not even keep track of the numbers anymore and while I still fan new members, it is usually only when I like what they write, or if someone has taken the time to send me an email or fanmail, then I will look at their hubs and usually will be their fan. After awhile you will probably have as many fans as some of the people you have listed, I am sure of it.
This made me smile
First thank you for mentioning me however you do not have to be a hot chick to gain fans, you are a handsome man and you have interesting articles. I have been here 15 months and it took me that long to gain all of those fans. I have made some article requests that may interest you. Just be yourself and keep on writing as they will defintely come. I have dedicated fans and part of that is due to me going back and reading their articles.
I believe everyone is beautiful on HubPages so nobody is ever left behind in my book. :) Listen Mr. Handsome keep on writing.:)
That woman in that pic at the top is NOT hot!!! Creepy, wierd, disfigured, not hot! I agree, you don't need to be a hot chick to get fans! I like your writing!
All you have to do is talk about hot chicks, you don't have to be one. Bet if you did that you would get loads of fans and probably traffic from outside as well. Be a bit of a shame though, I am sure there are other subjects that are a much more worthy cause.
No. There are plenty of "hot chick" picture profiles with low scores and a low number of fans. Besides, the girls like to see a nice masculine face, like yours, -and not I am not chatting you up- everynow and again instead of just "hot chicks" (boy I hate that term!)
It's all about quality, not quanitity. I'm a quality fan of yours. I'm a hot chick in a down to earth, mother of two, back in my wilder days, sort of way and I've been your fan for a while.
Yes, you're definately hot. And I'm not the only one who thinks that judging by the large ring on your finger ;)
married with kids is why I only qualify for "sorta" hot. So maybe if I posed as "not married" and posted one of my younger and wilder pics on my profile then I'd get more fans- hmmm. I like your hubs and that's why I'm a fan so no need to go out and get a boob job :))
Wow, it's difficult for me to understand (maybe because I'm a woman) why any self-loving woman would want to look like this woman you have pictured.
I'm not an unattractive person so I'm not speaking out of envy, I'm speaking out of confidence. I would rather be known for my intelligence than the size of my bra. No matter how low my hub score is, I wouldn't post a picture of myself half-naked to get fans.
Sorry to hear that you're not achieving the fan club level you strive for, but it takes time, not boobs:)
If that were your avatar, I'd call a back doctor for you.
Why? You are a handsome guy, and write nice hubs - I've been your fan for a while, yet unoficial.
I am really flattered that I made it to your list, thank you.
Kisses and hugs, Milla
Don't hate me just because I'm beautiful.
who make this photo i dont trust..aiwa this is so big like a foot ball n i like playing foot ball
WOW!! that picture put me into shock...good hub! But I wonder...how in the world does that chic in the photo live? I mean I am pretty well endowed in the upper regions and I have constant back pain....horrendous. I can only imagine what suffering she is going through on her tiny little frame...OUCH! and one day those Basketballs will be dribbling on the floor so I hope she realizes that....its gravity and those look heavy! Skin has its limits to elasticity....Double OUCH!
anyways good hub!
I think you would be a good looking HOT CHICK. LMAO You could then make twice the money you do today. But what would the lady of the house think??? j/k
I liked the article and I like you just the way you are.
After coming back here , as in the world does that woman carry those things??? Anyways you are in my article running butt naked......
Love the poll at the end of the article!! Had to come back and read this one again!
Okay people, I do not know if that is an enhanced photo or what. Is it really a good idea to be making fun of people. That looks like a real woman. I would hate to hurt someone's feelings.
Yes some women are naturally big in certain parts of their anatomy. I have some relatives like that. They are very religious, decent women who are very sensitive. People made unkind remarks that there was no justification to make. These ladies also dressed very conservatively and appropriately.
One of my nieces got very clinically depressed over this. (She was not surgically enhanced but latter got an operation that made her less large.)
I don't care if don't get any Fans because i use my on Picture and not a 'hot chick avatar'. I want people to like me for my writings.
I'm about as popular in the hubber community as I am in real life.
However I have denied a few cute chicks from becoming my fan.
Sometimes allot of fan comments ruin a hub IMO.
I'd rather one good comment that will impress the GoogleBot than 100 that are just repetitive garb.
Maybe my popularity reflects my uncanny need to say it like it is.
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Mighty Mom says:
10 months ago
No question you would have more fans if you were a hot chick. Try changing your avatar and see what happens. Other hubbers (all of them males, now that I think of it, have even had conests where people voted for the avatar they preferred. Just a thought.