Wrong Number - Funny Joke
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Here it goes:
"This is the maid.", answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Ummm...she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
"What do I have to do?"
"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she's with."
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!"
"What?! There's no pool here?" Long pause.
"Uh.. is this 832-4821?"
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They will be both in trouble, but the guy might get off easily I think.
lol, funny, would ahve been funnier if he were a pool guy looking for business :)
Yes, :) it is funny, how this maid will do this even before she gets the money.
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Sindicut says:
13 months ago
I think I might have heard a different variation of that somewhere, but its still good. I wonder what the charges would be for something like that.