YOU SAID WHAT?! or the funny things that hubbers leave in the comment box
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This has been begging to be hubbed and you know it! You've probably seen one or two comments suggesting that somebody should make a hub out of the funny, bizaare, wicked comments that hubbers leave in the comment boxes. Well, I took on the amusing task which I have been contemplating doing for a while now. I finally decided on giving it a go after Cindy (aka Mistyhorizon2003) brought up the idea in, yes, a comment to one of my hubs.
It was not an easy task - there are tons of hubs and even more tons of comments to peruse so I settled with what I can recall from the top of my head! That said, you may copy/paste other funny comments in (where else?) the comment boxes below. Let us share and spread the happy bug!
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RANDOM COMMENTS
Have you seen my beautiful tits?
(tits are birds)
B.T. Evilpants:
We should definitely team up, Misty. You just can't go wrong with tits and ass! Throw in a pussy, and you have a party!
marisuewrites:
Misty, my tits have been around longer than your tits, so ---- but if you insist, I'll get the camera and hope they hold still for the picture.
TheMoneyGuy:
I thought I would stop by and have peek at your tits once more. Some tits you just can't get enough of.
The Freeloaders (note: this hub has been pulled down)
(commenting on a freeloading rabbit)
Mighty Mom:
Actually, I think this new freeloader could actually be quite empowering to you. Whenever any of the family doesn't comply with your wishes all you need to say is, "Don't MAKE me go all Fatal Attraction on y'all." We used it on some neighbors whose bunnies were humping at ungodly hours. Works like a charm.
rockinjoe:
I think you should take the rabbit for a ride...if you know what I mean.
Amanda Severn:
Take aside the pathos, this tale put me in mind of a story my Dad used to tell. A friend of his offered him a rabbit when we were all small (I'm one of six!) My Dad happily said yes, and when the rabbit arrived it was duly dispatched and made a splendid casserole. Unfortuately Dad's friend hadn't made it clear that it was intended as a pet! Sadly the guy could no longer bring himself to stay friends after that as he was quite an animal lover. Whoops!
confessions of an online junkie
Pest:
First of all, Chris, you are a junkie, you admit that. Now the next step...Seek help! Before your family calls for intervention and you end up on a tv cable show along side of paint sniffers and glue eaters!
goldentoad:
You know what's funny is that I read this like a month ago and I said, eh, that won't happen to me....look at me now!
JamaGenee:
Personally, I can't live without the internet. If the power goes off and I can't get online, I start suffering withdrawal after 30 minutes (the maximum time I think the power company needs to get it back on!). Does this mean I'm an online junkie too, and if so, could you direct me to a website for this addiction? =D
Confessions of a Brown Thumb
goldentoad:
I defininitely have a brown one, its so bad, I just bought fake plants and flowers for the front yard and mixed them with the real ones. It's funny to hear people say great garden. I save on water too.
Shirley Anderson:
LOL, thanks for the encouragement, Cris. I felt bad killing plants, I really think that they committed suicide because I babied them more than I did my kids.
VioletSun:
I am a brown thumb, there its now in the open! One time my sister left over 20 plants in my NY apt to watch over them for a few weeks while she moved from one place to another. By the time she came to pick them up, what mostly left were the pretty plant holders. Yikes! hehe. I watered them, I talked to the plants, but they still died.
Hubbers Anonymous
SirDent:
I am not a hubaholic, I am not a hubaholic, I am not a hubaholic,
I am not a hubaholic, I am not a hubaholic, I am not a hubhaolic,
I am not a hubaholic, I am not a hubaholic, I am not a hubaholic,
I am not a hubaholic, I am not a hubaholic, I am not a hubaholic,
I am not a hubaholic, I am not a hubaholic, I am not a hubaholic,
I am not a hubaholic!!!!!
Glad I got that off my chest
dayzeebee:
Hello, my name is Daisy, and I'm in denial. LOL. Oh boy, I think I'm delirious now. Thanks Shirley...(starting to get groggy) will be ...back for more :)
SirDent:
I am not in denial, I am not in denial, I am not in denial,
I am not in denial, I am not in denial, I am not in denial,
I am not in denial, I am not in denial, I am not in denial,
I am not in denial, I am not in denial, I am not in denial,
I am not in denial, I am not in denial, I am not in denial,
I am not in denial, I am not in denial, I am not in denial,
I am not in denial, I am not in denial, I am not in denial
The Hottest Studs on HubPages
(metal studs used in fastening etc.)
Lita Sorensen:
MM-OKay! All very good and clever, but I was hoping to see a real list of hub studs. The 'hot chicks' hubs are all over, and I want EQUAL opportunity! lol ;0
Shalini Kagal: Haha MM - so not fair! Where are the hottest studs????? :D Ah well - guess one will just have to postpone the ogling for another day!!
Pam Roberson:
MM...I had to wait till the early morning hours to have a look at this because, in case you don't know, I was caught looking at naked butts at the naked butt hubber hub. :D
REPARTEES
How To Get a Great Hand Job
gwendymom:
I have always been told I have the perfect hands for hand jobs. Maybe I should try to break into the business. Now If I could only find some lotion and a towel.
rockinjoe:
Hi gwendymom. Thanks for the comment. If your hands are as great as you say they are, you'd probably have people lined up around the block with hand job offers, I think when negotiating price, you should probably include a towel and lotion in your contract.
The Wife, The Dog and The Vibrator
mistyhorizon2003:
Brilliantly funny, reminds me of the fact I gave my first vibrator to "OXFAM" when I realised it was too rigid, uncomfortable and made of hard plastic rather than flexible rubber. I stuck it in a bag with loads of clothes etc I no longer wanted. I would have loved to see the old ladies faces when they found it, I expect they thought it was a neck massager or something.
Brainstormer:
Thanks Misty. I am killing myself laughing visualising some poor old dear shaking out your clothes to have your ex plastic plaything bounce onto the table. It would be a quandary. "Do I turn it on or not?. Quick glance over the shoulder. No one looking. Well maybe just for a second.." and I am going to stop my overactive imagination right about here on this one. Thanks for the comment, the encouragement and the laugh
Naked Hubbers--The Bare Facts (note: this hub has been pulled down)
Pam Roberson:
And wouldn't you know, the minute I started reading this hub, my 14 year old daughter walked by and says, "MOM! What are you doing looking at all those asses??" LOL! I was caught, but it was worth it. ;)
Constant Walker:
Thanks Pam. Me too, and I love the daughter story. Did you let her look at it? It could be... uh, educational! Ya.
Pam Roberson:
Yea, she looked, I let her. Hey, it's bound to have some educational value as you say. lol! It's when I scrolled back up the page that things got real funny. She says, "Ok, so what's up with the asses again mom?" I'm like..."Um, I'm not looking at asses, I'm reading the captions/literature under the asses." ;)
Constant Walker:
Pam, just stick with that story... and there's actual literature to back it up! God, I'm clever.
See Pictures of Naked Women And Naked Men Right Here!
Princessa:
Nop. I'll rather see them live than in photographs ;-)
Jim Batuyong:
Princessa-glad you could join us. I've just been talked into exactly what you came here for so stand by while I work my magic in front of the camera.
Ardie:
Woohoo!
How to kill a vampire
sixtyorso:
This hub would be funny if it was not so scary!
imadork:
To the morons that think they need to drink blood to survive, I have a suggestion: instead of ingesting blood, try taking Thorazine.
goldentoad:
Does that kill vampires too?
Deep Thoughts - by Paris Hilton
Cris A:
are you close friends with her? or do you just happen to be telepathic? or you are indeed Paris trying to be a hubber (can't tell from the avatar though)? LOL
imadork:
I channeled her. Here's how you do it:
Step 1: Clear your mind of everything.
Cris A:
Wow (drooling)
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Comments
These are really good -the following gems are from goldentoads' hub on the Freeloaders
goldentoad says:5 weeks ago
I've informed her I am heading to Vegas and its because that rabbit sent me over the edge!
5 weeks ago
mistyhorizon2003 says:
Awww, talk to B.T. Evilpants, he will tell you how to befriend this rabbit and get him on your side. There's safety in numbers!!!!!
goldentoad says:5 weeks ago
Oh my goodness, BT Evilpants for advice!? Is that safe?!
B.T. Evilpants says:5 weeks ago
Well of course it's safe! But I'm going to bed, right now, so leave a message, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible.
http://hubpages.com/hub/The-Freeloaders
will post again if OK - there are some very funny comments waiting out there!
Thanks for the plug Cris. Really great Hub. There are so many more great comments that have been made that I'm sure it was difficult to decide so thanks again for including mine.
Great idea for a hub, Cris! I'll keep my eyes open and post here when I come across some. There are so many, I can't remember where they all are!
There's been some corkers on these hubs. You've definitely found some gems Cris, but I bet there's enough floating around the ether to write a whole series of hubs! I look forward to part two!
ha ha! That's a great idea putting them all in one place.
Thanks Chris.
A lot of fun! Indeed, how did you manage to find all these comments?
Since I cant sign in from work, I will leave a comment this way! Very very funny stuff CrisA!! I personally love the Hubbers Anonymous exchange :)
I am not in denial either, I am not in denial either, I am not in denial either...
Thanks...I had fun reading the funny comments. LOL Good job! :)
Wow! Taken out of context, my comment to Cindy looks positively FILTHY! Gotta love it!
Excellent work Cris, I laughed out loud at these, many of which I had either forgotten about, or never seen. Definitely an option to do sequals to this hub. :)
Aw man, all the great memories building up. This was great, and I'm sure you have plenty for part 2! And thanks o whole heck of a lot for the forum congratulating me on being old enough to buy beer now but not old enough to look a "naughty" pics.
Very Cris.LOL. Need I say more?;)
Thanks everyone for taking time out to laugh at your fellow hubbers and yourselves of course, nothing like a good laugh to lift us up from an otherwise mundane existence if only for a day! Your room looked even brighter now if you noticed (wink)
I sure would like to take credit for this hub but it's Caesar's and his posse's and not mine alone - but heck, what's between hubbers, rigth? Besides I had fun collating all these comments. And if there's one thing I learned it's that funny begets funny (although there's bound to be some exceptions as to some hubbers there is no such sacred cow, as in "how to kill a vampire" - an otherwise serious hub that still elicited dorky funny remarks).
I'm looking forward to your own scouring of the Hub universe for some laughs - share it here and you'll be rewarded a place in heaven (the real one not HubPages!)
Again, thanks for dropping by :D
Indeed. I second the sequel..lol... this was too good man.
Alight alright a sequel is in order! LOL I just hope I would never have to leave this hub to get the funny ones... so i'll wait...
i'm waiting....
hey, you, hubber! wake up! time to be funny!
I had a good laugh while reading your hub, Cris. Lucky you to have all the time in the world to read hubs. I wish I were that lucky but I have a regular job and hubbing for me is just in between breaks.
Have a great day, happy hubber!
You made my day! Heart-warming hub! I wish I had all the time in the world to read hubs. Lucky you, Cris. Thanks so much for writing this hub. You yourself must have been laughing your heart out while piecing together all those funny comments!
Hi France,
I don't call having all that time to hub as lucky, i call it living! LOL Okay now, go back to the salt mine before the salt shaker sees you!
Thanks for dropping by :D
Francia,
it's always my pleasure to make your day despite the fact that you're a universe away from sounding like Clint Eastwood!
I sure did, and I still am - reading all these comments! Thanks for dropping by :D
This is really funny! I hope Part 2 will be even funnier!... LOL
hey sidd.
thanks for coming over and checking this out. glad you enjoyed yourself. As for the second part, i haven't really gotten into doing it. But for good measure, start posting funny comments :D
Hubbers, hu? ...What a bunch of dorks!
As clever as always! (wink)
Hu-hu.
Now that's not very clever! LOL
I don't get it...
get what?
What's a "what?" and why do I want to get it?
nevermind LOL
hey guess what, I got a bag of mini Toblerones as super-late birthday present, and it's assorted, too! Guess where most of the white ones went? In my coffee! I'm one happy hubber! Cheers! :D
OMG! I'm very envious...
Hey, check out this free manila clock you can put on your profile page... I think. If I can, I'm putting an Oregon clock on mine. Is it really past midnight there?
Why yes! it's 12:10 by the time you read this I guess
Now THAT'S being clever and cool! Thanks :D
Right on the nose: 12:10
Were you able to put it on your profile page? How?
No. I don't know HTML. I asked Maddie Ruud if she knew how I could install it.
they say if you steel one idea you are a thief - if you steel many you are in research.... looks to me like you are in research!
Like Canfeild chicken soup for the_____ ____ ____ etc - he never wrote any books - he complied "other" peoples stories and made a fortune. You are going to be rich!
LOL I wish that principle applies to hubbing and if it does, I'm sorry but I'd have to delete your comment so as not to spread the good news and thereby not spread the wealth! LOL
Thanks for dropping by Neil :D
Constant
Of course you'd fill me in on what Maddie has to say, right?
Btw, I tried using the BBc code and of course, it didn't work! LOL
Yep. I will. If there is a way of doing it, I have a feeling the HP techs will be required to do it.
great! thanks!
Btw, what time do you have in Oregon?
Hmmm, should I comment or not? Oh well, if I get featured in one of your "..funny things..." so be it. You are a hoot! Thanks for some of my morning laughter. It's a good way to start the day.
Glad I could be of service! Thanks for dropping by :D
LOL -- Cheers my friend
All good, even the second time around. Better, some, because they're highlighted. Cheers!
neil
To laughter! Salud!
Hey Bruce
Glad you made it here
Right now it's 9:43am, Monday.
Golly gee! It's bright and sunny I suppose - timezones gives me the creeps! Wish the world was flat....with the Great Wall of China fencing everybody in!
Disturbing! It's wintery here. Alternately foggy/frosty and sunny. And it's still very cold at night and in the morning.
Of course you know you're like talking to a drugged blind person, right? LOL well I hope you keep warm and dry then :D
A drugged blind person! How's that?
I havent't felt winter and never seen a frosty day! LOL
I used to be like that. I grew up in Southern California.
i might be going to Japan, hope it's winter when it pushes through! I've had summers all my friggin life :D
Be careful what you wish for... I miss SoCal weather SO much!!! ...Snd the beach!
Go to this hub and watch the last video after the comments. I swear to God it'll break your heart... I can't watch it, seriously, but I know it's popular so I added it:
It is true that it never rains in SoCal? Or only in the song?
Okay..
It rains during the "winter" and goes down to the 60's in temp. That's how we could tell it was winter.
I know. And Sarah's voice just makes it that much more affective.
Where were we? LOL
I just watched the E*TRADE baby commercial. Priceless! I added that one too. I love to do a hub that I can continuesly add to and update. Like the images in the vampire hub: there's always a new vampire flick coming out.
Yeah there's new Underworld right? But it's more of an action flick, vampirism is only incidental
Yeah, I already have two excellent images from Underworld on the vampire hub..
Okay I will look forward to that. In the meantime I have to call it a day. Can't hold it no more, Besides I want to catch the Australian Open tomorrow
Ok, I admit I am supposed to be working. But this is too funny! Thanks for a great distraction from what I am supposed to be doing.
I just hope this comment does not end up in a funny comment hub too!
Dan, you know it will. It's great! I'd use it.
toblerones are friggin awesome man. I never knew there was an assorted pack! Tell me about these rare delicacies now would you?
Dan
I'm always good at dirstracting people! I'm cartwheeling now! LOL Glad you can stop by and have a good one! :D
Mella
Seriously? Okay the bag contains 3 flavors - milk chocolate, the classic and dark chocolate! A bar of four wedges is roughly an inch wide and 3 inches long, with four wedges! And they're soooooooooo yumm-e! You can pop a whole bar in your mouth! I put the milk bars in my coffee :D
LOL. Great hub I was reading with one eye open waiting for some of the stupid shit I've said to come back to me. Thanks for the omission.
Ha! I wouldn't be as kind the next time, Start covering your tracks if you can! LOL
-Cris, that's right: Dj is a good source - and if you check out Funnebone's comments you'll probably have difficulty deciding whoch one (or five!) to add.
So okay, I have to cover my usual suspects' tracks, aside from doing my usual hubbing routine, and take on two other possible usual suspects to track?!I think the rest of my life just walked out on me!
Oh stop whining! You'd also find some priceless comments on the hubs of Shadesbreath and B.T. Evilpants. Both, completely unbalanced individuals.
So you expect me to do all of that while you enjoy your coffee and tinker about your neat space
Yep... it's a tough job, I know, but someone's got to do it... and better me than you.
Now, back to more tinkering.
I just knew you'd say that LOL
Cris- WOW!! You did put in a lot of effort into compiling a list of witty comments. I am glad to see some bold woman also put into this equation (of course life would be boring without us woman don't you agree)..hehe
CW2, I whole-heartedly agree!
CW1- You always agreeably agree..hehe. To make life interesting sometimes we have to disagreeably agree rather than always trying to agreeably disagree (of course now don't try to disagreeably disagree with me) :-)
So true CW2! They more than make their share in giving bellyaches! LOL
Funny hub, Cris! It must have been quite a task to put it together, you did a great job. I feel honoured that a couple of my hubs made it to your list.
I love all the sympathy you've been getting from Constant Walker. Very touching. :) Is that sort of thing what's meant by the phrase, "male bonding"?
Cris- You are mostly to be blamed for causing us this bellyaches (but I am not complaining the more the merrier)..LOL
Shirley
You know you've the makings of being the cuckoo sort - sometimes! LOL Hence, you're honored several times in this hub! :D
I wouldn't put too much thought on what Constant says when he's being kind - it simply means he's bored!
Cuckoo? Aw man, there goes my self perception, I thought I was witty and quite brilliant. Back to the drawing board.
I thought that when men like each other, they call each other foul names and sling insults. Something I've never understood about your gender.
countrywomen - it's always a pleasure to see you guys doubling up! LOL
Shirley,
I said you have the makings, but not quite there yet. Unless you want to correct me after getting back to the drawing board! LOL
Now don't get me started with your gender! I have a mother, too! :D
Okay, so you're saying that I just need more practise?
Umm, yeah, maybe we should drop the gender thing before it gets ugly. Wouldn't the world be absolutely boring without all that stuff? Vive la difference!
Shirley
You're really good at these! I completely forgot my arguments! LOL Oh just stay the way you are righ now - witty, brilliant, cuckoo and unpredictable!
Yes let's drop the gender thing before we make a new hub out of it! :D
Cris- I feel you are the lead singer and I may fall into the chorus...LOL
CW2 - that's a nice way of putting it! Thanks :D
Put shirt on u feel cold
CW2, fear not, when I disagree with you (disagreeably?), you'll be the first to know. Hey, is it my fault you're incredibly smart, like me?
...I kill me!
Cris is beginning to know me WAY too well... very distressing.
Constant
Now now leave the killing to me - i'd happily end your distress
The more I learn about you, the more worried I become...
Did anybody else see the inauguration?
Funny that you speak my mind! LOL
I did! I was right there on the first row before our TV set in the living room - chose to watch with the family! Great speech! I even posted something in the Forums to, hmmm, let it all out :D
Good for you. I thought it was a great speech, too. I'm so happy he won, and I think it's incredible that the rest of the world is just as happy. I believe Obama is indeed the first Global President.
Yep it's a happy day today! I hope it's just the beginning of more happy days ahead :D
Very hard times ahead, but at least now, we're working to set things right.
i say Amen to that!
Wow, some are x-rated!
Ooops sorry! Should have put a warning on top. :D
Oh man, that's funny. Thanks for finding all those. Haha, I'm going to be chuckling for days.
I won't do that if you know what's good for you! :D
Thanks for the Honorable Mention. Actually that's not even one of my funniest comments, but I'm not telling where the real knee slappers are because...and Proud Mom can verify this...I thought of doing a compilation a couple of weeks ago, you piker! You only got here first because Real Life, a j-o-b *and* posting on my own blog keep getting in the way.
Well I guess I totally beat you to it! I got a move on this soon as a I heard through the grapevine that somebody's actually planning to get one over me! LOL
Yes actually I remember some very funny posts from you but you didn't leave bits of bread to show me the way! And I was hardpressed to finish this one after Proud Mom told me... Ooops! :D
Cris A - I'm still laughing! That was some mammoth task you accomplished there!
AND....I'm still feeling cheated over MM's studs!!!!!
Isn't there a vibrator named "The Rabbit?" (innocent look) I heard about it on "Sex and the City."
Funny stuff, Cris. Oh, and what does it mean if your thumb is purple??
Shalini
My, it sure did take a long time for you to get here! LOL Glad you're back on the saddle again. And yes I heard you hollerin'! :D
As for the studs, head on over to Pam Roberson's hub on male muses - they're all there! :D
Hey Karen
No I haven't heard of a vibrator named The Rabbit - though if there was one, it couldn't have been given a better name! LOL
As for a purple thumb I reckon it refers to a thumb that is no more! :D
Thumbs up, that was very entertaining. I actually did LOL.
Thanks for coming over and I'm glad you LOL :D
Ok, so no, I haven’t seen your tits. Or anyone’s tits for that matter. I’m so exhausted from rolling mine up and shoving them back into my bra, that I hardly have a care what someone else’s look like.
Wish I had a freeloader here though. Someone I could shame into doing housework for free. No shortage of work to do, especially with the constant effort keeping “the girls” in my bra and all.
And hey, aren’t we all online junkies?? Crap pushing these buttons is the most excitement I get these days. Well, except for that rigid, uncomfortable and hard plastic dildo that came in a bag of donated clothes the other day.
So thanks for the laughs, but I gotta go.. a little tit just whispered in my ear that there are some naked asses somewhere on this site!.
Pressing the “ON” button to my little mechanical friend again…
Wow LisaStar you sure did find some gems here! Thanks for sharing :D
ROFL @ LisaStar! I see you've been enjoying the hubs about boobies, freeloaders, vibrators, and nakie asses. ;) :D
Guilty as charged. ;)
Now Pam, don't we all? :D
*blush* Um, yes we do! :D
LisaStar, *I've* seen MistyHorizon's tits. What a pair! You can see them too at http://hubpages.com/hub/Have-you-seen-my-beautiful
Enjoy! ;D
Oh JamaGenee, thank you for that link. You are correct, MistyHorizon does have an amazing set of tits.
So which do you prefer, the right or the left one?
;)
good work!
Thanks Matrixkavi :D
jama, lisa, cindy -
talk about girls having fun! :D
ouch that hanging's gotta hurt :-) and the great part is there's a mention of a vibrator in this hub... lols
LOL the only thing's missing matt is the kitchen sink! Thanks for dropping a line :D
LOLOLOL! This was so funny I had to read it to my daughter! Thanks for the laugh.
Thanks kari! I'm glad to hear you passed on the laughs to your daughter :D
omg. this is so hilarious. i really needed this, thanks.
heheheh. real funny. I think I read this before and didn't leave a message coz you never mentioned me. L.O.L Kidding.
Hey AIDY!
Glad this delivered the goods when you needed it! Haha Thanks for dropping by :D
sheena
so you went for a second serving, eh? glad you came by again :D
Damn Cris...I'm sorry I missed this hub. Especially since I am mentioned a couple times in it! I always like to read about myself. Does the ego good! I hope you didn't think I was copying you when I published my comment hub. I truly never read this until tonight.
Pam Robertson: thanks for the first comment! Both of the ones you pointed out were my comments. Glad to give you a chuckle.
PS...I bought my wife the Rabbit and she loves it!
dork
It did take quite a long time to get your ass here! but hey, better late than never.
I know you like reading about yourself, that much I can tell. And if it will further boost ego, YOU ROCK!
Oh the rabbit! What rabbit?
third serving!
Why not?
Go for the 10th or 25th or the 50th I won't mind, truly! And why don't you click on some of dem hubs while you're at it! *wink*
you guys are having all the fun tonight, no fair, and its my bedtime too! laterskaterz.
Hey you chose the life you're living its not fair to be grumpy!
Night :D
I thought you went to sleep already. I thought I heard you snore toadie. You left us on the 68 days forum.
Fourth serving.
sheena
you can stay here if you want just as long as you're fully armed with Marl Lights and Coffee and we're good to go! :D
Scroll up Cris! The rabbit is a vibrator.
Sheena looks like someone from the movie "Eyes Wide Shut". That reminds me...my Aye-Aye was bad today. I must spank it!
Oh. So you bought your wife a Rabbit. Now that's very telling, i mean if that's the case, then your aye-aye has been bad indeed!
ok, this is the 7th serving. I have to say Sit with an H. I'm stuck. L.O.L
imadork, most of the time it's EYES WIDE OPEN. I got the flu today, I got no choice but to take meds that says. DROWSE, baby, DROWSE.
Damn Sheena! No high class kinky group sex tonight?!?!
Sorry but i'd have to delete the comment above dork. Bad aye-aye. But still, you rock!!!!!!!!!!
imadork,
I am going to whoop your azz real bad. I don't even know how to spell that in English. and in my language, there is none with that word. Hmp...spank you!
Do you not have asses in the Philippines?
Cris: why delete?
Sheena
I think spanking will only make it worse, as he apparently loves it. why not shoot him where it'll hurt the most! :D
dork
now you're a sensitive guy. of course i won't! now im off to why you need to be worshipped. i have an idea but i'd rather hear straigh from the horse's mouth :D
THIS WAS PRETTY FUNNY
Hey Eyes
thanks for coming over. so now you know. be careful with what you leave in the comment box :D
Oh, dork, you know where I'm from? You have a bad habit of stalking just like Cris does and just_rodney calls it people watching.
I meant the group sex, there is no filipino word for that. We do have pretty azzzzzesss here.
Really? I thought you Filipinos were wild!
As far as stalking...it says you are from the Philippines right on your profile page. If I'm a stalker, I sure am a lazy one!
YES, CHRIS, I'M DEF GOING TO bE SAYING MORE CRAZY THINGS FROM NOW ON! :P
hahahahah. Is all I can reply. You leave me speechless, dork!
Good for you Eyes.
And start with Imadork's hub on why he needs to be worshipped! Believe me, he desperately needs it :D
Hi Chris Finally got here. As I always read the hubs and comments (not skim them). It takes me a while to get around to some of the hubs, This hub would be scary if it wasn't so funny (LOL). Great hub and there are a gazillion funny comments out there. Well done on finding the ones you did.
Hey sixty
Yes somebody said about this hub being scary, and trust me i see your point! LOL Anyway, thanks for dropping by for some laughs :D
well these are so funny.....how did you get such a great idea...lol i am helping you to add more in your list....
okay, i need all the help i can get! LOL thanks for ocming over ;D
You need help? I guess i will be leaving out the side door.
okay, do that pest :D
This was hilarious!
Glad you liked it. Thanks for dropping a line :D
Perhaps a part 2?
Now I needed to read this hub as now I feel quite normal in my comments I make. I am just a way over the top gal and let it hang out.I alwaya get a laugh somewhere here everytime I log in.
sixty
perhaps, but i'm not promising anything! LOL
blondepoet
Good point. And now at least I know who to hunt down if and when I give in to sixty's suggestion above! LOL thanks for dropping by :D
Cris, you are definitely RUDE along with a great many others, sad to say.
But I'm sure no harm is intended
katy
No harm was intended and none was taken by those whose comments were featured in this hub. As I said, it was all in the spirit of fun. Moreover, I said "funny things" in the title and NOT "stupid comments" or anything degrading. It is unfortunate that you feel like that. But of course you are free to express your opinion and I appreciate your honesty.
I don't know how I missed this one as it definitely deserves an Oscar!!!:)
Oh you were probably busy with something else and was gone for a while. Anyway, glad you finally made it here! Thanks for the "Oscar nod" LOL :D
imadork:To the morons that think they need to drink blood to survive, I have a suggestion: instead of ingesting blood, try taking Thorazine. goldentoad:Does that kill vampires too?
Fucking classic Toad!
Hey your comment is copied content from the hub above! I shall have to censor your ass and flag your masturbation hub!
What do you think I was doing????Lol :)
Cris, when is part 2 coming out?
i have collected a few already but had to stop - all the hatin' and flaggin' took place, no fun!
Maybe tonight? :D
We do need a part 2 don't we???:)
Okay okay talk about PEER PRESSURE sheesh!
I'll finish up on what I'm doing currently and get onto it, promise! :D
Oh Lord, now I'm afraid to leave comments from now on!? LOL
Thanks for the warning!
~May
You can be none too careful :D
CRIS this is (ouch)...i guess i will stick to "great hub, keep it up, you are a great hubber"....ohhh no no more..it reminds me .... this also... won't say a word anymore....no more honesty CRis...OUCH!!!! I guess those got busted...out of words :S ::S:S :D:D:D
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LOL you are so funny sometimes Uriel! So different from most of your poetry! But it's nice chane! Thanks for dropping by - i must say it sure did take you a long time to get to this hub! :D
well, i am as slow as a turtle, since i can't sign in everyday LOL...n yeh this is really funny... weird and great collection of weird comments :D gd job hehe
you might want to add some weirdo (quoting here: fuck you = ie to me for now reason )...it would look nice too lol
You can always take your sweet time getting to me. But utlimately, what's important is that I get to hear from you, angel :D
I wanted to read everyone's hubs that have become my fan this morning,,,, it takes me so long to read your fans comments, I am beginning to be so grateful I have very few fans, I mean half the day has gone already and I am only on your third hub..... curse the day we got together....... now give me a break and stop writing hubs for a week, so I can get to my other 2 fans..... x
Brenda I would if my other fans would allow me! LOL Who doesn't want a break anyway? :D
Great hub! This comment by Goldentoad is hilarious:
"I defininitely have a brown one, its so bad, I just bought fake plants and flowers for the front yard and mixed them with the real ones. It's funny to hear people say great garden. I save on water too"
I sometimes feel intimidated commenting, because other hubbers are so witty with their comments! I aim for more wittiness.
Kea
Wittiness does not define a person as much as his honesty and being natural do. I'd rather have charm than wit. Wit sometimes overstep the boundaries. :D
Well said, Cris A...balance is good...too witty can be seen as sarcastic sometimes.
I'm glad to note that we see the issue from the same side. Thanks for dropping by :D
Pam Roberson says:
12 months ago
ROFLMAO! :D
Wow! I don't know how you managed to do this! What a task that must have been going through all those hubs and comments! You did a great job Cris. Besides laughing my rear off, the best part for me is seeing some hubs that I've missed, and now I can go visit and see all the fun I missed. :)
All of these are funny, but I was laughing out loud at the vampire comments and also over Deep Thoughts - by Paris Hilton. :D Somehow I managed to miss the Deep Thoughts hub, so I'm off to check it out. ;)
Hey...maybe you should do sequels to this one. :D