I love fantasy football. Which I guess means I hate fantasy football. Or I hate when the guy I bench scores 3TDs. Or I hate the taunts from the other owners when I bench a guy who scores 3TDs. Many FFL owners will not make a move out of fear of the taunts and loathsome retorts they would hear if that move turned out to be boneheaded. Let me share with you an exchange in our FFL.

To Stelzegrampa,

WTF1. Stop drunk dialing me. Don't you have an x-girlfriend to call?
WTF2. You have 3 TE's. Hello?

Three TE's? How did you get to be so sucky at fantasy football?

Seriously? Who the hell needs 3 TE's? Dude, NO ONE. Not a soul. You are the only team in all of America that has 3 TE's.

You worry me. Didn't you trade Ryan Grant for a TE too?

WTF3. You traded Ryan Grant for another TE!?!?!?!?

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You don't want to be on the Stelzergrampa side of this discussion. So if you are a good owner you seek out advice of experts. You look at rankings, check injuries, verify your lineup selections against various start-bench lists Y'know, the usual. But then most of you submit your lineup and get ready to sit by the TV.

Big mistake. If you are spending that last hour before the games begin watching a group of men in business suits playing big boy on green turf then you are not getting the full fantasy experience. And you are cheating yourself and your team the opportunity to get last minute useful advice. I mean, watch Howie go long if that floats your boat but the serious fantasy football enthusiast is tuned into Yahoo! Sport Fantasy Football Live.

I give it 5 stars. Why?

Star1- Larry Beil (http://sports.yahoo.com/top/expertsarchive?author=Larry+Beil). The host of Yahoo! Sports Fantasy Football Live each Sunday. He's the talent. He's the guy with the history of working with ESPN for his day job in The Bay. His duty on the show is to keep things moving and to minimize the bickering from the not as famous analysts. He's friendly and likeable. The voice of reason amongst the analysts, who are whom I credit for the next 3 stars.

Stars2-4. The analysts, Brandon Funston (http://sports.yahoo.com/top/expertsarchive?author=Brandon+Funston), Brad "The Big Noise" Evans (http://sports.yahoo.com/top/expertsarchive?author=Brad+Evans) and Chriss Liss (http://sports.yahoo.com/fantasy/expertsarchive?author=Chris+Liss), round out the show. There is much bravado and bickering, especially between Funston and Evans, with Liss giving up to the minute injury reports and tid bits of late breaking news. Questions from the Live audience which includes phone calls, emails and a chat interface are answered quickly and efficiently. The arguments and disagreements remind you of draft day all over again. The chemistry is perfect between the guys. Much better than Bradshaw harassing the weathergirl.

Star5. The Live audience including the chat interface. You can ask questions along side of the live feed which are answered by Yahoo! staffers. Although they've ignored my questions, the ones from Queso Malo, I still forgive them. Just not enough to mention their names now in my article. Ok, ok manning the chat lines are Andy Behrens (http://sports.yahoo.com/top/expertsarchive?author=Andy+Behrens) and Scott Pianowski (http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs?author=Scott+Pianowski). They also are responsible along with Funston and Evans for providing Yahoo! Weekly Rankings.

And is the advice good? I don't know. Good as any. Better than watching the hosers on TV. If you haven't figured it out yet... fantasy football is a big dice roll. A crap shoot. I'm the third highest scoring team in my league but I'm in the basement. Our top teams are both there more out of lack of scoring from their opponents than anything. It's a crap shoot. You put in healthy 1st stringers and 2nd stringers where you have to. Do you really need someone to tell you that you might want to sit your guy when he's going against Champ Bailey (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/4655)?!? Either way, it doesn't matter much. The thing is, these guys are entertaining and will keep you from starting someone who just got hurt at the very least. And they wont go out and play like boys on green carpet!

Yahoo! Sports - Fantasy Football Live is the only way to start out a Sunday of fantasy football games. To miss it is like missing the kickoff of a Packer game. Unforgivable. I highly recommend you give them a look.

http://fantasysports.yahoo.com/ffl - 11am Central time each Sunday