Ladies, I bet you came here because you been wonderin if you are dirty enough for your man, because as any refined woman knows, men love dirty girls, and dirty girls are hard to come by.

First, let's establish how dirty you are.

I decided to provide a list of statements; you're job? You simply circle true or false.

The results are at the end, and I, the love guru will teach you a thing or two about how to spice things up a tad if you are lacking in the dirty department!

No peeking ahead though, you have to be honest if you expect an honest answer.

So here we go....

Circle true or false.

1. I make my guy pop zits that have grown on my back.

true/false

2. I'm not embarrassed to pick my nose in front of my fella

true/false

3. I fart in front of my guy

true/false

4. I don't shave my armpits

true/false

5. I can shoot a snot rocket farther than my man can

true/false

6. I leave my bra and panties on for extended periods of time

true/false

7. My used socks smell like roses

true/false

8. My guy is proud to be seen with me

true/false

9. I can produce a longer, louder burp than my man can

true/false

10. My guy says I'm like one of the guys

true/false

11. I can chug a 6 pack faster than my man can

true/false

Results:

If you answered true to more than 1 question, you pass as a somewhat normal lover, and likely your guy finds you to be a little bit bland. Spice it up a bit. Maybe try keeping that bra on for another week or so. Once the white turns gray, you know you're okay.

If you answered yes to more than 2 questions, you're just a little dirty, you could use a few courses in how to filth it up. Maybe you should practice shooting long distance snot rockets. Guys love it!Tee-hee!

If you answered true to more than 3 questions, you're almost there. You're lacking something though. Armpit hair! Grow some, harvest it, feel the warmth, knit him a scarf from it. Guys love, love, love... snuggling their faces up to armpit fur...they wouldn't dare tell you that though, but it is true. Trust me, the Love Guru.

If you answered true to more than 4 questions, you're pretty stable. You're guy probably really digs you and knows your OAK. (One of a Kind). He would likely love to sniff your socks though. Don't be shy... givem a sniff.

If you answered true to more than 5 questions, be proud of yourself. You're a dirty lover. Wanna really turn up the heat though? Next time you're lying down with him, ask him to squeeze one of your back pimples. It'll totally turn him on.

If you answered true to more than 6 questions you're just a little too dirty, you likely should take a bath at this point.

If you answered true to more than 7 questions, you're just too spicy for him to handle, tone it down a bit, gez! Yah stink. Raunchy even. You're likely nothing more than a dirty late night sleazy roach motel secret, and likely the reason he cannot stop itching at his nuts.

I'm not gong to tell you what I got on the quiz. But if you want, you can share your results in the comment section. Tee-hee!

 

 

*This was part of HubMobs weekly topic: Love

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