Young, Dumb and Full of......SEX

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By Jykeith Comal


 

Wow! Lets go back in time when I was younger man, a young dumb and immortal boy. Believe it or not, yes ladies I had a problem with sex, and had to learn from an expert...my brother Marlon.

About Marlon, how do I describe him? Well, all the ladies loved him, from Jr high, til high school. That's just how it was. My brother had a way about him. He was well dressed, and well spoken. He knew how to handle himself, and his words to women were as if an angel whispered in their ears. In light of a better phrase....he had game. He was a "man's man", no doubt about it. The master of the "gift of gab." Was I jealous back then? Oh yes. He even slept with a few of my girlfriends. I laugh about it now, but back then I wanted to kill him. I talk about my brother in the past tense, because there's a reason that I will reveal later....there's a point to all this.

Back then I used to be that "minute brother"....go ahead and laugh. I looked good, but it wasn't all good. So I went to my older brother with my problem, and he taught me a thing or two.

This is for the young guys....

My brother taught me the "ABC's and 123's". Basically, if one don't work, the other one will. Without getting graphic, you take your tongue, and form ever letter of the alphabet. Then when you run out of letters, you form the numbers.....which never run out. Trust me, there will never be an unhappy woman, especially if your a beginner. Don't feel bad, I didn't have oral sex til I was a freshman in college. And guess what? She told all her friends! LOL. So college for me was a ball. But there's a rule to this thou. You cant do everybody. All that glitters is not gold...ya feel me?

As far as sex is concerned, this takes practice and thought. You will never satisfy a woman if your only thinking about yourself. The key is to take your time, and don't be like Bobby Brown, and humping around. Sometimes you have to be in control of yourself, and your thoughts. Remember one bad time, spreads like wild fire. I went many teenage summers with out getting "some".

But now it takes really no effort, and no mental struggle. For most of us it passes with time, and you don't need a pill. If you have issues still.... well homie consult your Doctor.

About me? Women have loved me since college. Me and the wife are fine, and I have to avoid her at times when it comes to sex. When you reach a certain age, sex is not like it was when you were in high school. Its fun, but I would rather work on my truck. I'm not young and horny anymore. I do it when it moves me....this is wisdom my friend.

About my brother? Marlon is doing time for murder. He's been in prison since 1994, so you do the math....and he's 35.

Don't get me wrong, I love Marlon, but ain't too much he cant teach me now about women.....ya feel me?

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sun goddess profile image

sun goddess  says:
18 months ago

the "abc" and the "123" trick? I swear by that... :) LOL... been a while... :)

Jykeith Comal profile image

Jykeith Comal  says:
18 months ago

LoL!! Where have you been? Well it works for the most part! lol

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