Zeke's 100. MY Vow of Celibacy
     by Zeke Brett Tyrus
Daily for 100 days, I will eat Salmon & leafy vegetables & raw vegetables except for a few days off. Pesto Pizza with Tom Shaw. Thanksgiving with The Baileys, & occasional forays to The Loving Hut but all the food there is healthy anyway.

I will not drink soda pop for 100 days.

During the next 100 days, I will write &/or design cogent outlines for several possible novels/novellas including one more edit of 'Eli,Ely,' 'Booty Call Etiquette' the novel, a novel about a fictional friendship with River Phoenix, about a man obsessed with doing push-ups, & semi-autobiographical novel regarding a wedding I went to where I was going to see multi-ex-girlfriends, -the entire novel is to take place at the wedding.


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Daily exercise. I must have 100 work-outs before I shave my head again, masturbate or have sex again or look at pornography.

Daily meditate. I must have 100 meditations before I shave my head again, masturbate or have sex again or look at pornography.

Daily prayer. I must have 100 prayers before I shave my head again, masturbate or have sex again or look at pornography.

I will keep a online journal of this spiritual, physical, mental & emotional journey.

Just so you'll understand. The diet is to take place 100 days but the work-outs & meditations & prayers are only suppose to equal 100. Meaning, I could work-out, pray, meditate twice a day for 50 days. Meaning, while my new diet must last over 3 months, if I focus & get to work, I could be back at having sex, jerking-off & looking at porn in a little over 2 months.

Wish me luck.

On an interesting note, on Friday, I made a mild, tentative declaration of celibacy & that night at around midnight this hot 25 year old French tourist named Sylvia landed in my lap at the Vertigo club & pretty much never left. We spent the next several hours partying together with me giving her a walking tour of my San Francisco which included a stop at her hotel room on California Street. In the morning, she still wouldn't let me go. Funny. I make a public declaration for celibacy & then hours later, had one of the most intense & amazing & wild sexual experience of my life. Life is crazy.

Zeke Tyrus November 15, 2009. San Francisco. The Sestri Hotel. -Come visit.