Blowfly Alarm Clock

Do you have trouble getting up in the morning because your alarm clock doesn’t say what it means or mean what is says? If that is the case, what you really need is a no-nonsense alarm that does all but smack you in the head to insure that you are wide-awake and bushy-tailed within seconds of impact. And impact is indeed, the proper word for the after effects of the Blowfly Alarm Clock.

The Blowfly Alarm clock works by making a pain in the ass of itself. It launches at a time pre-set by the owner (who obviously loves torture), hovers in the air and then emits a buzzing sound like an annoying and persistent bug is sharing your boudoir. (You might try letting a bug in to keep the clock company, but there’s no guarantee the clock will be distracted from its ultimate mission of destroying your sleep.)

So how do you get the damn Blowfly Alarm Clock to STOP making so much noise, you may ask? Good question. The answer is that you have to wake up in order to do so and that’s why this clock is different from other alarm clocks. To reach over and press a button is no challenge to those sleep buds of yours. But to have to play hide and seek with the Blowfly Alarm Clock, reaching up and down to catch it, now that’s a wakeup call as good as any caffeine fix!

Yes, you must open your eyes and catch the Blowfish Alarm Clock that has escaped from its cage and could be hiding anywhere in the room. Unless you have low ceilings, you might consider the search for this little bugger tantamount to your morning exercise.

Maybe the Blowfly Alarm Clock isn’t such a good idea. After all, it will definitely ruin your sleep!

Order one today.

For more information:

http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/06/blowfly-flying-buzzing-alarm-clock/