Dudes when I go to work in the morning I sometimes stop at the liquor store for coffee and donuts. not beer! But my coworker Mario does. he says it wakes him up and he feels good about work. He buys a six pack and puts it in his cooler. His wife dont make him no lunch so he gots room in his. I dont go to starbucks because they are expensive and all fancy about their coffee. Everything has to sound all complicated and fancy in there and people go in there acting all bad like they know the best coffee. just give me a damn cup man! It all tasts the same to me but I put alot of sweetner in mine like ten of them. But I like the coffee at the liquor store because you can fill your own cup and they dont ask you how you want it, you just get it yourself amd make it how you like. Its easy and it only cost a quarter if you bring your own cup. Starbucks can kiss my pimpled butt.

Anyways dudes if I got coffee today and a glazed donut. sometimes I get a burrito too but they didn't have any today so I just got the donut and chips and drove to work with mario. By the time I got to work I had to go to the bathroom bad. It was killin me! I ran to the porty potty and left mario in the truck to finish his beer. I got there and someone else was in there. I could hear all the splish splosh and that made me want to go even more! I was goin crazy so I tapped on it and told joey to hurry up. I knew it was joey when he said hold on. I told him to hurry up and pinch it and quit smokin his cigarette because he was doin that too. People are not suposed to smoke on the job site but people do. they dont care because they,re addicted.

But he came out all happy but I pushed him out of the way and went inside. Man was so gross and stinky in there it sucks to follow someone in there and the cigarette smell made it worse but I had to go BAD! Hell Yeah! I didnt even put onf of those things on the seat I just sat down and went and it was still warm from joey.Gross! its like our buttcheeks were touching.

Anyways dude it shot out of me like crazy. It was like diarea. It must have been the coffee that made me that way. Sometimes it does that to me but this time was bad. Mario came up and told me everyone was waitin on me to get the skiploader ready but I told him I was sick! He laughed at me and then went tol everyoone.