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By Patty Inglish, MS


I Still Love Green

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Most Abused Words for 2008

Colllege students were asked to nominate words for the Most Abused category for 2008 and thousands of nominations flooded the contast HQ.

The political cartoon below contains many of the top abused words agreed upon for 2008 by American college students.

College Students' Top Picks for Most Abused Words in English in 2008:

Maverick, dude/First Dude, iconic, green/go green, and bailout; not neccesarily in that order.

One student wrote on his nomination form that if he hears the term "green" one more time, he was going to collect rubber tires and burn them in his back yard. Interestingly, I am not bothered by green and going green, and I wish more people could be bothered to do so.



My Opinion of Abused Words

Anyways – Please note that this is not a word; it is the incorrect form of anyway.

Sucks – This is a physical reference that suggests lack of imagination and vocabulary, actually.

Actually – Overused, but we can use a synonym like truly, in point of fact, in fact, really, or a couple of others, and wear them out also.

Bailout – Insurance-gate,Bank-gate, Car-gate. What next? The fact that a nation invests in important businesses need not always be looked upon as a bailout.

Hot – Paris Hilton and nearly everyone else has worn this one to shreds. One synonym is blistering. Would that work as a substitute? How about carbonized? Scorching might really work for a change, though.

“…gate” – Watergate and all of its cousin-gates. Frost/Nixon may be an interesting film, but I am tired of certain parties running this type of commodity into the ground in order to profit financially.

Like, for example, - Use like or for example, but not both, please. For example is more grammatically correct in formal writing.

Maverick - Election-gate 2008. The term may have fit the candidates in certain matters, but it was much overused. I was expecting to see a Maverick superhero. Wait! – There is one already: Marvel Comics’ Maverick: A former CIA agent, the super mystery mutant can see the immediate futures of all of his enemies. He is thus able to take a more successful course of action to make him a consistent victor.

Various definitions of maverick:

  • An unbranded calf.
  • An independent person that will stand against his/her own group.
  • An individual that refuses to abide by the dictates of a group; a dissenter.
  • A lone dissenter, i.e., an intellectual, an artist, or a politician that makes an independent stand against associates.
  • Some folks feel that the definition of the word maverick is troublemaker.

Main Street and Wall Street – I prefer the old TV classic Window on Main Street and the even more classic MAD Magazine (MAD = Madison Avenue parody). Now we have MAD TV and that’s OK, too – not quite the classic Second City TV, but better than some SNL shows.

Better yet, how about the streets that house the homeless populations, the back alleys where people are murdered and raped, and the streets, roads, and bridges of Americain need of repair? President-Elect Obama’s $800+ billion US Infrastructure Project, if implemented, will hopefully ameliorate some of the road problems, at least. How about better public transportation on those roads and streets?

I just read a book called Hidden Kitchens, a section of which is about the homeless that were able to prepare meals with a George Foreman Grill and a long extension cord under Wacker Drive in Chicago for many years. The area was fenced off in recent years and the peoples’ refrigerator box homes destroyed by the city. Where did they go?

Orientate – Incorrect form of orient.

Osama Bin Laden – Find him and do what needs to be done. Osama-gate.

Proven track record – This is a worn out phrase on resumes and in marketing, among other places. Instead of using these words, give specific examples of accomplishments, complete with numbers, percentages, and dollars & cents.

Reality Show – If these words are not overused, then the concept is definitely worn out. Too much reality can be a bad thing on any of several levels.

Spin <OR> Lies and the Lying Liars that Tell Them – Please get the votes counted in the 2008 Minnesota senate race before the 2012 General Election. (Update - Finally! July, 2009.)

Yeah, right. - Much too overused to the point of rudeness. Can’t you say, “I don’t believe you” or “Show me some proof”? No, don’t use “Show me the money”, either. In the 20th Century, the phrase used was “I’m from Missouri”, Missouri being the Show Me State. People finally got sick and tired of that phrase and it fell into disuse about 1980.

Whazzup? – You’re not getting hired in this interview, that’s what’s up! Use proper English if you want a job with a bank.

Whatever! – Take a debate class in order to learn how to argue effectively.

F#_k – This word imitates the sound of awkward or forced coupling. Pineapple Express, the movie, contained 161 F-words. Grind House? – only 146. However, In the latest PG-13 film I viewed, there were five (5) F-words. It’s f#_k-gate.

Local Starbucks employees in one unit in the Midwest began to use this profanity at work to customers, but were fired when overheard by a manager. If a person uses this word on our public buses, that individual is ejected. Further, if the person is a student enrolled in elementary through high schools or college, their bus pass-card is deactivated. Adults can have their monthly passes deactivated also.

Our busses are pretty quiet these days. Uniformed and undercover police ride each bus daily with the rules are posted clearly: no food or beverages, no talking on cellphones or cranking headphones up so others can hear, no smoking, no drugs, no profanity at any level. Sudden movements toward the driver and any threatening movements or statements toward anyone on the bus are grounds for ejection and arrest. We also have surveillance cameras on all busses.


Fukuoka Building in Japan, Gone Green and Growing

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The Lake Superior State University 2009 List of Banished Words

One Midwestern university's top choices for abused words in 2008 matched some of my own.

  1. Green - (I'm still fine with this one!)
  2. Carbon footprint/offset - (This is still OK by me, but my carbon footprint is very, very tiny and I dislike being asked to purchase carbon offsets in addition to this - especailly in the new schemes formulating to "make money by selling carbon offsets.")
  3. Maverick - I still like the old TV series.
  4. First Dude - Not tired of this one yet. kind of funny, too.
  5. Bailout - Amen!
  6. Wall Street/Main Street - How about my street?
  7. Monkey - I don't get this one, but I refuse to see Space Chimps.
  8. Icon/Iconic - Have the users of these words ever seen a real Russian or Orthodox icon?
  9. Game Changer- My preference is to get rid of the games.
  10. Staycation - For those that can't afford to take a vacation, I quess this is just "taking time off."
  11. Desperate search - Media jargon, like an All Points Bulletin or a Nationwide Manhunt.
  12. Not so much - Whatever.
  13. Winner of Five Nominations - Must be award addicts using this one. If it's not at least nominated, it's cr#p.
  14. It's that time of year again - What time is that, may I ask?  

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Cris A profile image

Cris A  says:
12 months ago

Thank you for sharing this! Now I'm going back to my hubs and do what must be done lest they be called "hubs you don't want to read again"! Unfortunately, my comments to other hubs will stay as they are which sucks LOL

cgull8m profile image

cgull8m  says:
12 months ago

I agree let us all ban these words along with "Joe the Plumber". Have a great new year Patti. Cheers :)

Patty Inglish, MS profile image

Patty Inglish, MS  says:
12 months ago

Cris A. - You're funny and made me laugh a lot with your comment. Thanks for that New Year's gift of laughter.

cgull8m - Yes, yes, I did get tired of Joe the Plumber references, too. :) Happy 2009!

eovery profile image

eovery  says:
12 months ago

How about the word sweet, Every teenager says it.

Also green roofs, why? They are CO2 neutral. Their clippings decay back into CO2. Also, they are very expensive to build and maintiain. They collect dust and would need to have layers of dirt removed every few years. Not a good idea

These are thought up by the idoits who do not understand how things work, but want to force the rest of us to do stupid, costly, money wasting ideas. There is so much of that going on these day that it just makes me sick. I.e. Cows cause CO2 because of waste emissions. Guess what, the grass decaying, if they did not eat it, would produce the CO2, of the same that it pulled from the air in the first place a few months earlier. Therefore CO2 neutral.

Happy New Year Hubbing

Whitney05 profile image

Whitney05  says:
12 months ago

I saw the first part on yahoo. I found it interesting.

Bruce Elkin profile image

Bruce Elkin  says:
12 months ago

Clever and informative. Loved the green buildings! THanks!

Patty Inglish, MS profile image

Patty Inglish, MS  says:
12 months ago

I don't believe green roofs are CO2 neutral or that they are expensive (not according to tose I know that have them); but have very useful applications, particularly in urban areas (water conservation, gardening, etc.) and in the form of underground housing wherein landscaping covers 3/4 of a housing or commercial building tp reduce heating and cooling costs as well as to conserve water and enhance the environment. Many university and business partnerships are applying all these, and additional, green measures.

William F. Torpey profile image

William F. Torpey  says:
12 months ago

A swell hub, Patty. In fact, it's a real doozie! Some words are abused so badly it makes me go bananas. But this hub gives me good vibes. And I'm not a klutz who just got off the boat. Actually (?) I'm really laid-back, and I never make waves. So before you go daffy about my rinky-dink comment and accuse me of running off at the mouth, I'm going to a New Year's party to get smashed.

Patty Inglish, MS profile image

Patty Inglish, MS  says:
12 months ago

Glad you liked it, William, and I enjoy your comment as well. Sounds like a fun party. :)

Patty Inglish, MS profile image

Patty Inglish, MS  says:
12 months ago

Bruce - we have had a couple underground homes and businesses in Ohio that have done very well. :)

Bruce Elkin profile image

Bruce Elkin  says:
12 months ago

You mean shady, backstreet business that are hard to find? Or earth covered ones? :-)

I'm sure it's the latter. I'd love to have a home built into a hillside with three sides and the roof earth-covered. I think it would be supremely quiet, and comfy. Ever seen the HQ of the Rocky Mt. Institute, near Aspen? Totally off the grid and they grow bananas year round. Photos and info at http://www.rmi.org/sitepages/pid229.php

Woody Marx profile image

Woody Marx  says:
12 months ago

I would like to add one, Patty, that drives me up the wall and is particularly prevelant if you watch a show like Judge Judy...the use of the word AKSED...instead of ASKED. (i.e. "I AKSED him to come over to my house.")

I hear it all the time as if it were just an alternate pronunciation instead of an improper and meaningless word.

Oi vey! ;)

JollieOllie profile image

JollieOllie  says:
12 months ago

a word i think is misused is GAY

Gay actually means happy.

Rather then saying gay you should be saying homosexual

RGraf profile image

RGraf  says:
12 months ago

You hit the nail on the head for so many of them. The "whatever" and reality shows I think are my biggest ones that you listed.

Thank you.

The question now is will anyone try to improve their language?

Patty Inglish, MS profile image

Patty Inglish, MS  says:
12 months ago

Great comments and good additions to the list of poor word choices!  And thanks for the Link, Bruce.

RGraf - will anyone improve? If it means the difference between being employed and unemployed, some will in come cases. Language is vital to the personality within a culture -- and many forms of violence begin with Verbal manisfestations -- As I wrote in another Hub, we have be be and teach youth to be healthy people in an unhealthy world:

http://hubpages.com/hub/What-to-Do-About-Pre-Teen-

B.T. Evilpants profile image

B.T. Evilpants  says:
12 months ago

I'll bet this hub makes ot to the calescent hubs list quickly! It's positively febrile! Just scrolling through the comments induced the Maillard effect on my fingers! I shall try to refrain from using these words in future hubs, but then, I'm kind of a maverick...oops!

Patty Inglish, MS profile image

Patty Inglish, MS  says:
12 months ago

Droll, Alice, very droll...

Entertaining and high class as always, BT - your variety has started out my year refreshed!

Reynolds_Writing profile image

Reynolds_Writing  says:
12 months ago

LOL... Where I work, there are a host of overused words or phrases "cadence", "teaming", "footprint".. I could go on. Very interesting hub!

Patty Inglish, MS profile image

Patty Inglish, MS  says:
12 months ago

Very interesting, Reynolds_Writing. "cadence" would get to me around the third time I heard it, I think. :)

greathub profile image

greathub  says:
12 months ago

Growing grass on rooftops is green not just literally but also technically. It reduces cooling load of buildings.

maven101 profile image

maven101  says:
5 months ago

Left-wing playbook words/phrases:

Gravitas ...As in GW lacks gravitas...When I heard Nina Totenberg ape this phrase I tuned her out permanently.

Red Meat...As in Cheney passing out red meat to the far right...When I heard Jane Hall mimic the phrase I retired her also.

Blue states, Red states...All states are the same color(s)...Red, White, and Blue. I guess I will have to phase them all out...Hello Drudge...

I enjoyed your word assassination Hub..Thanks, Larry

Patty Inglish, MS profile image

Patty Inglish, MS  says:
5 months ago

greathub - Thanks for that insight.

maven101 - I enjoy your additions. The list lengthens...

Madame X profile image

Madame X  says:
5 months ago

Patty - a very fun read! My own sore spot is . . . umm like . . . usually in a part of the sentence where it doesn't belong. It also makes a person sound like a valley girl, if I can still use that expression - you know, the typical brainless high school twit. But now adults like, umm everywhere use it :)

Patty Inglish, MS profile image

Patty Inglish, MS  says:
5 months ago

Hello, Madame X! So glad you liked this list and observations. '...umm like...' - yes I don't like that one either; too much dilly-dallying around before - um, er, ah, uh, well, like - coming to a point :)

Whiteiris42  says:
4 months ago

"Utilize" gets me. You can't utilize something for the purpose it was created for, you can use it for that. I use a pencil for writing, I utilize a pencil for holding up my hair when I wash dishes.

Patty Inglish, MS profile image

Patty Inglish, MS  says:
4 months ago

Good one, Whiteiris42!

someonewhoknows profile image

someonewhoknows  says:
4 months ago

I think the word "CHANGE" has been abused by the democrats running for president.They always say we need a change but they don't give any details until after they get elected.

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