Amusing answers taken from school examinations

A collections of amusing answers taken from an actual examinations, I thought I would like to share with you and hope to put a smile on your face, just to make things a little bit light hearted today.

• The function of the skin are to prevent us from seeing the raw part under it.

• The three most important planets are Satan, Jupiter and Venice.

• My favourite character in English history is Henry VII, because he had eight wives and he killed them all.

• An optimist is a man who looks after your eyes.

• Some of the different religions of the world are Buddhism, Brahmanism, Mohammedanism, and Pugilism.

• The Pilgrim Fathers were Adam and Eve.

• The Pyramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain.

• Interloper is one who runs away to get married.

• The moon is about 240 miles from the earth.

• Tenacious is ten acres of land.

• Satiate is to make tasty

• Capillary is a small caterpillar.

• A monastery is a place where monsters are kept.

• A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle.

• Climate lasts all the time, but weather only a few days.

• Emphasis is putting more distress on one word than on another.

• Mustard is what keeps anything from tasting good when you don't put any on.

• People in Iceland are called Equinoxes.

• A pronoun is a word to use when you can't find a noun.
• The imports of country are the things that are paid for. The exports are the things that are not.
• Vowels sounds are made by keeping the mouth wide open, and consonant sounds by keeping it shut.
• Eucharist - one who plays Euchre.
• A figure of speech means something different from what is says.