Best Funny SMS
61Best Funny SMS
A student wrote a letter to his father from Hostel:
Dear Dad!
No Mony, No Fun
Your Son.
His Father Replied:
Dear Son!
So Sad, Very Bad,
Your Dad!
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James Bond sent marriage proposal to Brook Shield, but she rejected his proposal,
Why? ? ? Because she did not wat to be called "Brook Bond". ----------------------------------------------------------------------
All people in this world
Be it Indians or Americans Be it Canadian or Australian
Atleast once a day Stand on single leg for
* *
Changing underwear!
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A stupid guy: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?" MAN: "It's 3:15." a stupid guy: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer." ----------------------------------------------------------------------
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say........ ----------------------------------------------------------------------
How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing. ----------------------------------------------------------------------
I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING FUN WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING. ----------------------------------------------------------------------
A chicken sandwich walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
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Very nice english funny sms.
Wife: I think our daughter is in love with someone.Husband: How do you know?Wife: Because she is not asking for Pocket Money.
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Yaad na karogy to sataengy.Gar rootho gay to manaengy.Dost hain hum Light nahi,Jo har do ghanty bad sath chor jayengy.
Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhagwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.
White-silent, Blue-cool, Red-reserved, Pink-lovely, Violet-naughty, Brown-isolated, Orange-hot, Black-smart, Grey-talkative, which colour u think suits me? Reply soon my valentine
Funny text jokes can be quite entertaining from time to time. I guess because theres such a wide variety like: rude text jokes, short text jokes, sms text jokes etc… They’s quite a lot of choice and that can make it difficult to choose the best test jokes. However, I’ve tried hard to find goos ones, and here they are… • Time is a marvellous healer but is a complete failure as a beautician. • When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s £1.50 per minute • Never let a man’s mind wander, it’s too little to be out on it’s own • Son asks diff btw Confidence and ConfidentialI fnd those to be rather funny rude jokes. Here’s some more dirty jokes for text messages… Dad says, u are my son, I am Confident. Ur friend is also my son, thats Confidential • I’ve used up all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead. • I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either. • What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A b*tch who knows everything. • The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action. • The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.Those were some great short jokes. I’m gonna end off with something funny…
Lizzu says:
13 months ago
Very nice English Funny SMS. Thanks for sharing it.