Best Funny SMS

A student wrote a letter to his father from Hostel:

Dear Dad!

No Mony, No Fun

Your Son.

His Father Replied:

Dear Son!

So Sad, Very Bad,

Your Dad!

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James Bond sent marriage proposal to Brook Shield, but she rejected his proposal,

Why? ? ? Because she did not wat to be called "Brook Bond". ----------------------------------------------------------------------

Funny SMS

All people in this world

Be it Indians or Americans Be it Canadian or Australian

Atleast once a day Stand on single leg for

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Changing underwear!

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Funny SMS

A stupid guy: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?" MAN: "It's 3:15." a stupid guy: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer." ----------------------------------------------------------------------

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say........ ----------------------------------------------------------------------

How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing. ----------------------------------------------------------------------

I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING FUN WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING. ----------------------------------------------------------------------

A chicken sandwich walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".