boobs for world peace

I know that in this day and age it doesn’t seem possible to have world peace, but I have found the answer. And that answer is BOOBS. Imagine a world where no one is firing a gun in anger, there is no crime, and everyone has a smile on their face. I can imagine a place like that, and I know how we can achieve this lofty ambition.

Breasts bring so much pleasure to the world that I truly believe that the world would unite over our passion for boobs. All the people of the world would put down their guns and find peace with themselves and others by simply having world boob day. Women I know that you would be willing to participate for the sake of mankind. All you would have to do is walk around topless for one day and let everyone enjoy the site of your naked boobs. I know that there is now way any man could think about harming anyone while faced with such lovely treasures. I have decided to write to the President and my local congressmen to lobby for a world boob day. I know it would require women to make a small sacrifice but the joy and peace that it would bring to the world would be worth so much more than this small inconvenience.