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ARE YOU BORED TO DEATH? THINGS TO DO TO SEIZE THE DAY

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By mhei


ANALOGY OF BOREDOM

Boredom is simply not knowing what to do or being tired of doing the same stuff over and over again. It can also be a feeling of being so complacent with your relationship, being jaded with your work loads or just plainly not having any idea on how to make your day extraordinary. Oftentimes, I really feel bored to death at home, when I can't go out, or at the office when you have been doing the same thing for several years now. I know, that most of us feels this at one point in our lives. So hear are good and not-so-good suggestions on HOW NOT to get bored.

 



HONEST TO GOODNESS TIPS

  • Sleep! So you won't have that feeling of boredom.
  • Find something to keep you busy, like sports or gym. In that way, you won't remember you're dying of boredom, at the same time, you're getting fit.
  • To check your vocabulary, list all the words you know in alphabetical order.
  • Start a business. (Like a garage sale, sell perfume, clothes, etc.)
  • Watch movies that you haven't seen yet. Once you get tired of doing a movie marathon, imitate the hairdo's of the actors on the flicks you've watched.
  • Avoid talking to boring people, that will make you more bored.
  • Call someone you love. Talk about what's happening to you lately, or everything under the sun.
  • Create a blog or a new hub. That's actually what i do to keep me busy when I'm off from work. I'm sure everyone will agree on this. Specially if you are really fond of doing it.
  • Cook something you haven't tried before. Just make sure all the ingredients are ready and you're following a recipè or you'll hear your husband saying what a trying hard chef you are.
  • Download new songs online. Update your music library. That will keep you busy the entire day especially if you are just using dial-up connection.(ooppss...no offense meant to those who use dial-ups)
  • Update your personal info online. If you haven't touched FACEBOOK or BLOGGER or JOBSTREET for the longest time, then it's about time you update your personal info, or even the lay-out.
  • Try to re-arrange your furniture and see which arrangement looks better.
  • Learn something new, like doing cross-stitch or crochet to keep you busy.
  • Paint your room with a different color.
  • Go to friends or relatives that you haven't seen for a long time so you can catch up.
  • Go to the mall and do window shopping
  • Update your to do list and your calendar of events. Cross out things you have already done.
  • Clean your mess. If you have been so busy at work or going out, then, better start cleaning your room, make sure that everything is in place, and when you're done, go to sleep.
  • Take a walk. This will make you reflect on things, walking is really helpful, your blood will circulate, your mind will work and the gust of wind on your face will make you feel relaxed.
  • Play TEXT TWIST or PICTIONARY to keep your brain running despite the dreary day.
  • Sort your clothes. Remove the clothes you don't feel like using anymore or pairs of jeans that won't fit anymore. Then sell them or give to your cousins or someone else.
  • Do something extraordinary like hiking or bungee jumping.


FUNNY AND USELESS TIPS - GIVE IT A SHOT!

  • Try to twist the stem of a cherry using your tongue in 30 seconds.
  • Drink 10 shots of tequilla simultaneously then count from one to one thosand. DO NOT SKIP A NUMBER!
  • Pretend ypu have a contagious disease like a leprosy or tubeculosis and see how many people will aoid you.
  • Learn how to use chopsticks....using your toes.
  • Paint a smile...LITERALLY!!
  • Play darts with your little brother, with him being your dart oard.
  • Have your dog permed.
  • Hold an ice cube and count how long it will take to melt.
  • Build a house of toothpicks with a swimming pool and with garage.
  • Shred newspapers and turn it into confettis.
  • Give your kitten a tan....inside the microwave.
  • Wax your ceiling, mow the carpet and vacuum your lawn.
  • Try putting salt and pepper on your coffee and see how it taste like.
  • Make prank phone calls. Call your friend and tell her you're about to give birth, even you're not pregnant.
  • Make cute phone calls. Dial PIZZA HUT and ask for a manager onset of the call and complain that the pizza they delivered has roaches or something.Or call MC DONALDS and order pizza.
  • Burn an old shirt made of cotton, and a torn out skirt. Burn it at the same time and check whichever gets burned faster. (Arson in the making huh?)
  • Pluck your eyebrows and count how many hair you pulled out. Just make sure you leave a line or two on your brow or you'll look like a zombie.
  • Stand still in the middle of a huge crowd staring at nothing for 20 minutes, then count how many people will look your way.
  • If you are at a coffee shop, waiting for your frappuccino, and they ask for you name, give a psuedo yet weird name like Baloney and when your name is called, see for yourself how many guests will smirk.
  • Try to go out on a sunny day and cross-dress.
  • Spin around as long as you think you can until you get all dizzy and you feel like throwing up.
  • Get a mirror and cry real hard in front of it. See for yourself if you still have poise when you cry or you look ugly. Then once you get tired of crying, then laugh still in front of your mirror till your sides hurt.
  • Fart as loud as you can and see how long it will take or how smelly it could be.
  • Go to a mall, bring a bored friend with you and make fun of the people passing by.
  • Sing on top of your lungs and just stop when neighbors start to throw tomatoes at your window.
  • Pretend to be a stalker. Send spooky email or text message to someone you don't like at all, just pretend to be someone this person really likes.
  • Pinch yourself. Check if you'll have bruises after. I assure you, you'll forget you're bored since you're already in pain literally.

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tia  says:
12 months ago

you stink books make u more bored

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mhei  says:
12 months ago

Thank you so much for taking the time to read my hub. We have diversed personalities. Having fun depends on how we define fun and boredom. It's up to you how you'll be able to manage you're day without being bored.

Why not start creating an account with Hubpages to keep you busy rather than just reading and commenting? :-)

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Denny Lyon  says:
12 months ago

Very funny hub - never a dull moment in your company! Thanks for the grin.

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mhei  says:
12 months ago

Hey Denny!

I'm glad you enjoyed my hub. Just have fun, right? ;)

Sctells15987  says:
10 months ago

This site is stupid.

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mhei  says:
9 months ago

I know I can't please anyone, but hey, THANKS for taking the time to read it ! ;)

lmao  says:
9 months ago

this was amazing...you dont know how great this post is..

am really gonna try some stuff..

the useful options that is....the useless ones ...i may give it a shot..

thanks...

I enjoyed reading it...!!!! =P ... =D

andi  says:
7 months ago

im gonna try these sometime! i cant choose which one first but i have a lot of circumstances right now so that narrows it down...cant wait to not be bored!!!

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mhei  says:
7 months ago

Hey, thanks!!! just don't overdo it , alright?? hahah!! ;=)

cutiepie  says:
4 months ago

koolz maybe ill try sum

Lauren  says:
4 months ago

haha this is cool

most of them ive tried.....

dont hurt urself

lol

eric  says:
4 months ago

that was good, it made me smile.

but i wanna continue that list,

click on my name to go to neopets, a site with over 200 games to play, it's free 2! so go, click on my name and open up new frendships, worlds... and fun!

anus  says:
2 weeks ago

u should put smoking weed in there, its really good against boredness

Dwhit  says:
2 days ago

yeah i got really bored this last summer, so i learned how to juggle!!!

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