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• You notice your heart beating faster as a reaction to the smell of coffee.
• You accidentally drink decaf and slip into a coma.
• You think drinking coffee is a way to conserve water.
• You have a website about the wonderful benefits of caffeine.
• You are on a first name basis with Juan Valdez.
• You think sleep is for the weak.
• You think you need coffee if your heart rate is below triple digits.
• You know from experience caffeine tablets don’t dissolve in cola (you have to crush them up)
• You wake up to a glass of Mountain Dew, before switching to JOLT.
• You can name the five flavors of JOLT and have a few ideas for additional flavors.
• You think JOLT is for wimps
• You have a mini-fridge under your desk… and a catheter.
• You just drank your 20th cup of coffee within 20 minutes just so “the milk doesn’t go bad over the weekend”
• You think sleep is a waste of time
• You go to the doctor because you’re afraid there might be blood in your coffee stream.
• Coffee companies want to put your picture on their coffee cans.
• Your birthday is a national holiday in Colombia.
• Your wife asked you to buy milk, bread, and butter and the only thing you remembered from that list was Coffee.
• You believe that eating coffee beans meets your daily vegetable requirements as recommended by the FDA.
• Your cat’s name is Nescafe.
• You don’t trust people that drink decaf
• Starbucks has decided to use you as their official mascot.
• If you’ve even carried your coffee cup into the shower with you in the morning.
• Your local Starbucks has a plaque and a seat reserved for you.

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