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• You think something is wrong when your hands stop shaking.
• Your heart only beats twice an hour and your eyes won’t shut anymore.
• You only go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
• Your coffee pot is next to your bed and your alarm clock is in the kitchen.
• You’ve ever used the airplane’s call button just to get a coffee refill.
• You dip your espresso beans in coffee.
• Your web page has the Starbucks color scheme.
• You can’t remember the last time you blinked.
• You’ve ever wondered about snorting instant coffee.
• You have distilled Jolt Cola because you think from the can is weak.
• You hair is dark brown but, you are a natural blonde and have never dyed it.
• The dishes in your house are all coffee cups.
• Your dog’s name is Folgers.
• You use caffeinated water to make the coffee you use to take your no-doze.
• You’ve ever knelt and prayed before a Starbuck’s logo.
• It’s 6:09 AM and you’re on your 2nd 20oz. cup of coffee.
• You’d rather be beaten over the head with a sledgehammer than give up your morning cup of
• coffee because caffeine withdrawal headaches really hurt
• You’ve given up sex, TV, & all forms of meat for Lent before, but can’t make it 40 days without your coffee
• You could live as a hermit in the desert, eating bugs for food, as long as you had enough coffee beans with you.
• You just poured the last cup from your pot of coffee and you realize you are out of fresh coffee to make another pot, so you suck on the used coffee filter full of coffee grounds.

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