can you afford NOT to have a rubber chicken

it's hard to beat for companionship

or overall good times

the joyz of rubber chickenz

although they're hard on rhymes

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Ask not what you can do for your Rubber Chicken, ask what your Rubber Chicken can do for you!

Thinking about buying a rubber chicken? Don't think, buy! A rubber chicken is a once in a lifetime purchase. And it's more than that. It's an investment. Rubber chickens stick with you through thick and thinner. They make excellent friends that are fiercely loyal. Rubber chickens are not jealous and will like all of your friends, relatives, and even your mother-in law. Rubber chickens are cross-cultural phenomena. They are politically correct, and safe for all ages regardless of race, creed, color, or gender. Rubber chickens are important members of society that provide laughter and companionship to millions.

Rubber Chickens and your health:

For a long time the medical establishment has known about the healing power of laughter. In a well known study, Norman Cousins, MD cured his cancer by watching funny movies and exposing himself to humor. The movie Patch Adams is based on a true story about a doctor in the 1970's who attempted to treat his patients with laughter. In the book Humor for Healing, author and physical therapist Linda C. Harvey offers health care professionals a study of humor and its benefits. Keeping this in mind, can you afford not to have a rubber chicken?

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1. They're house trained.
2. They don't eat much.
3. You don't have to walk them.
4. They love to travel.
5. It's easy to train them (to play dead).
6. They make a great conversation piece.
7. They're cute and they love to cuddle.
8. You don't need a license to keep them at home.
9. You'll never have to take them to the vet.
10. Chicks love them.

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linkie

Rubber chickens in the news

• At the staging of Ionesco's The Killing Game, critic Gerhard Stadelmaier was sworn at and had a rubber chicken thrown at him by actor Thomas Lawinky, who later offered his resignation.

• During the fifth end break (curling's version of halftime and/or a seventh inning stretch) at the 2006 Winter Olympics in Turin, Italy, a man ran across the ice wearing nothing but an online gambling ad and a strategically placed rubber chicken. Chief referee Keith Wendorf tackled the man, and an umpire covered him with a coat before he was led out of the arena by the Italian polizia.

linkie

"Chickens! Especially rubber ones!

They are everywhere...should we stop for them....yes perhaps for the live ones, but as for the rubber ones.....

Rubber chickens have a master plan all of their own. The attack when they are least expected! So BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!"

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